Aaand, In Other News...

[Animalmother]

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-56159731
Gender reveal parties are the new Darwin Awards apparently..

[Snowy]

Sorry but anyone who hosts a 'gender reveal party' absolutely should be killed...

[Wrathbone]

I want to be invited to a gender reveal party so that I can invite the parents to a "Will Anybody Give a Fuck?" reveal party, complete with airhorns and a marching band, and the answer of "NOOOOOOOOO" scrawled across the skies by a plane.

[Achtung Englander]

Seven years ago when I went on work team conference call to announce my girlfriend had given birth - they all said congratulations. I said the pleasure was all mine 9 months ago. There was deadly silence for 5 seconds before laughter erupted for a good 3 minutes after that.

[Raid]

Gender reveal parties are basically just a way of advertising to your friends and family the genitalia your offspring will have. With fireworks.

I think when you put it like that it just shows what a fucking stupid idea they are.

[Medicine Man]

It's a cock!

[eny]

[Animalmother]

Or break their fucking legs

[Snowy]

Euthanise the fucksticks.

[Rossell]

Crush the van and give them rubbish back on their front lawn.

[Hatredsheart]

Old but Gold

https://www.boredpanda.com/you-deserve- ... gn=organic

[Achtung Englander]

personally I prefer prawns but if he insists on monkfish, who am I to argue

[Hatredsheart]

[Alan]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/ ... 1614448190

Yes! Edwin deserved worse.

[Tommy]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/ ... 1614448190

Yes! Edwin deserved worse.

It's never really occured to me that they might be fitted with weapons tbh.