Stormbringer wrote: ↑

Tue Jul 01, 2025 8:37 pm

Cumflutter finds good water. Cadaver Kid's insides seem hardened to whatever passes for water in this land.

While we wait for Scrancher to find water, someone roll me a d100 for today's random encounter!

50!

Doc will light a cigarette, trying not to ignite the noxious fumes being produced by his intestines.

1 on the d4 (I presume you meant a 1 on the Grit roll for the instant death check )

I feel like it's probably fair karmic retribution if the Bean Bunch's journey comes to an end with all four of us shitting ourselves to death in the middle of the desert with a trail of corpses in our wake.

Doc's luck may have run out lol.

4 and 8.

9 (10-1)

3 and a 16 (so 15).

And a 10 on the d12!

With Pornelius' permission, Doc will offer to use a ration of erratic berries to try to craft something useful, or at the very least mysterious...

Assuming he's fine with it, Doc will mix the berries with a dram of sippin' whisky.

Croc monsieur, s'il vous plait!

Doc observes the wounded man's utter degradation.

"Cruel bitch indeed, that entropy," he muses.

Doc said what he said. ¬_¬

Doc looks confused. "Well, I mean to say, it's possibly the case. Pornelius, get Rufus to back up to the gentleman and see if he's willing to give it a try."

Doc spits out a wad of tobacco. "Seems to me, friend, that what you're talking about is entropy and the inevitability of fate. If nothing you do makes a difference, and nothing you may achieve matters a whit, then why bother, am I right? "Well, the problem with that line o'thinkin', to my mind least...

Yeah, when you roll a nat. 20 you either get a new Skill (based on what you were testing for) or an Ace. At first I decided I would only hand out Aces but I've figured that some survival skills may prove necessary in this harsh environment! Doc, you've made somethin'...roll me a d12 to see what! 7!