Monster lighting with an expression right off the cover of Mein Kampf.

What a fuckin’ goon.

Merry Christmas you big bunch of sexy bastards! I hope santa is good to you all.

He opened the gas board shop in my town when I was a lad in the early 80s. Guy was like a block of flats to me. He lifted a cooker over his head which caused my tiny brain to explode!

RIP big man.

The last thing he’ll be catching is a chub cutting about in those pants in frigid late September water.

Stop!

Tyrant time!

Merry Christmas everybody!

You say unfortunately but I'd view that as more of a good thing.

Happy birthday to little Boots jnr when the big day comes.

Of course if she has an iPad, an Apple Pencil and Procreate would do the job too for someone dipping their toe in the water. Not as fancy shmancy as Preys stuff of course, but could be more affordable if you can utilise existing devices.

Coincidentally what you’d end up in if you sat and ate 200,000 crème eggs.

The first episode is on youtube Sly...

That was the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages. Perhaps enhanced by the fact I thought it said “the shining” rather than the shitting scene. Really took me by surprise. Excellent stuff.

Merry Christmas everybody. Now off to bed before Santa kicks your back door in.

I hope everyone gets to spend time with all the people in your life that matter. All the best!

An expensive collectors edition that doesn’t actually include the game is pretty fun too.

Fuck the World Cup. They’re not even trying to hide the corruption anymore. First one since 86 that I won’t be watching. Fuck all those spineless millionaire fucks that won’t wear an armband too.

Happy birthday Mantis. Hope you have a brilliant day!

Many happy returns.