1883 I've never watched Yellowstone or had much interest in ever watching it, but it's prequel 1883 looked a lot more interesting. Sam Elliot and his friend are hired to escort a group of (clueless) German settlers to California. Bandits, disease and stupidly are clearing out the numbers so far. It...

"Sounds like a plan. Seeing as the chicken is technically Roach's next of kin, we'll have to make sure it gets a good home and lives a long life. As for his master, I propose we lay him out on one of the tables with his earthly goods and burn this place to the ground. A worthy funeral pyre"

"Will one of you som'bitches give me a smoke!?"

3 on the D4
I'll have a mooch around the corpse pile for a cigarette and take a sip of water

I also toss the glasses when I find the flip lighter.

I'll dump the chewing gum I'm carrying and pick up the reading glasses. Could be useful to start a fire with or as a cunning disguise!!

"Unfortunately he did. We can bury him after we clear the rest of this infernal place. Or we can give him a Viking funeral and burn the whole place down."

I'm imagining the Doc pressing down on the stomach of a dead man and the results of that...

Well shit

Roll a new character when (if at this stage) we get back to town maybe?

3

2 + 6...

14

Death check for the lol's

4
Shit, am I dead?

9+1