Domino-hoohoo.

It's not a thing. It will never be a thing. Stop trying to make it a thing. I would say it has actively made me never want a domino's pizza again but that ship sailed the last time I had a domino's pizza.

A short cut off that immediately leads to a dead end be it a gate into a farm or whatever. Not a layby, not a road, just a wee inshot. Ye ken?

Autocorrect. Today I had to plank a box for a woman at work to collect. What I wanted to say was that it was hidden in the “wee inshot” before the petrol station. The message I sent her read: “Wee I shit on the left before you’d turn right into services“ I’ve been laughing about it all morning whate...

Or immortal. Connor MacLeod felt mortal till he didnt. You never know....

Yeah don’t forget the little people!


Man Bloodstock 1 was a damn great time when it felt scrappy but I’ve never felt the need to go back.

My theory is that after the first party being quite floppy MS have told XBox to start making money back on all the billions they've dropped trying to throttle Sonys sales. Ironically the best way to do that is to use Sonys install base :p That or they think the best way to punish Sony is to give the...

Fuckin awesome dude!

The Brothers Sun Michelle Yeoh is the wife of a triad boss who goes into hiding in America with her younger son. After an assassination attempt the elder son joins her in America to protect them. The elder brother is a badass, the younger predictably not. Some of the more comedic elements (especial...

iOi. Hitman 3 comes out. It lets you import your saves and all the levels from Hitman 1 and 2 if you own them with the season pass content too. Fucking perfect. Exactly how it should be done. 100% good work, cannot be bettered. But wait iOi say, we can make it worse! We shall release World Of Assass...

Love Isle Of Dogs! It’s just wonderful and the stop motion is top class.

Tekken 8 I fucking wish, so much, that Capcom put this much stuff in SF6. Its packed with with content and most of it seems pretty good. Tekken has just never been by jam, its fun but Ive never got deep into games that are all about juggles. I also dont know how I feel about their version of modern...

Doom Eternal is fucking done and I'm not ashamed to admit I almost cried on the last boss FFS! (and no bloody achievement for doing it on nightmare! :p) There was so much shit going on I couldn't tell where I had already hurt him half the time. Absolutely fantastic game and I even really liked the ...

Doom Eternal I'm back trying to get through this on nightmare. I stopped playing for a bit and it took me a while to get back into the ability loop but bloody loving it again. I cant remember why I stopped playing last time, probably just my wandering mind. I'm a bit stuck just after I retrieve the...

Yep, even if you’re on premium. I would click fullscreen and it would lag out for a good 20seconds before working. If you put an exception in it goes back to normal so it’s only if you have an adblocker blocking ads on YT not if you have it installed but still, what a massive pile of fuck. Firefox a...

I wanted more of the platforming but yeah I always said the modern Doom games are more sequels to Painkiller than Doom but theyre still fantastic. I do prefer 2016 to Eternal.