
Scene IV: Everything Will Burn!
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene IV: Everything Will Burn!
I just realised my jar of coyote piss was blown up with the horse 

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Does the lady deputy (or whatever she is) who's with us fire back as well?
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene IV: Everything Will Burn!
Could you roll a d4 as well? Your new pistol is d6+d4.Animalmother wrote: ↑Mon Jun 09, 2025 9:19 am14 + 3 on the D20
I'll fire back with my new pistol as well. Roll 4 on the D6.
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene IV: Everything Will Burn!
She does! She's Boone's "common-law wife", but not married to him.
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene IV: Everything Will Burn!
You'll have to collect some more later...Animalmother wrote: ↑Mon Jun 09, 2025 10:29 amI just realised my jar of coyote piss was blown up with the horse![]()
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene IV: Everything Will Burn!
Well, after opening fire on the Bean Bunch and missing everyone except Cadaver Kid (who is hit, but shrugs off the pain and gains a sixteenth scar), the Bean Bunch return fire and all five Incorporation goons hit the dirt, going down beneath a hail of flying lead.
Now they're lying sprawled in the street, bloody and perforated.
Looting their corpses reveals:
x5 automatic-pistols (2d4* damage). Those with standard revolvers might want to think about replacing them with these.
1x brass button
1x safety pin
1x fountain pen
1x stub from a train ticket from Covett City
1x a dirty apple
The blacksmith's shop is just ahead.
Now they're lying sprawled in the street, bloody and perforated.
Looting their corpses reveals:
x5 automatic-pistols (2d4* damage). Those with standard revolvers might want to think about replacing them with these.
1x brass button
1x safety pin
1x fountain pen
1x stub from a train ticket from Covett City
1x a dirty apple
The blacksmith's shop is just ahead.
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene IV: Everything Will Burn!
The Cadaver Kid took the bullet on the side of his body where all his nerves have been burned away, so he just takes it in his stride.
I wouldn't mind having dual automatic pistols if there are enough going around.
I wouldn't mind having dual automatic pistols if there are enough going around.
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene IV: Everything Will Burn!
I'd like an automatic pistol as well. Anything I can toss away to make it fit? Can Rufus carry anything for that matter?
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I'll take one to replace my standard revolver.
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene IV: Everything Will Burn!
Could we perhaps, use the dead guys pistol belts and strap them around the pigs body, turning him into a mobile weapons chest?
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene IV: Everything Will Burn!
Doc is happy with his +1 Revolvers, so doesn't require any of this loot.
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene IV: Everything Will Burn!
You could toss aside your knife, since you already have a tomahawk as a (superior) melee weapon.Animalmother wrote: ↑Mon Jun 09, 2025 11:29 amI'd like an automatic pistol as well. Anything I can toss away to make it fit? Can Rufus carry anything for that matter?
That being so:
Cumflutter takes an auto-pistol, Cadaver Kid takes one, Scrancher takes two and Miss Pitts will take the fifth and final.
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene IV: Everything Will Burn!
I guess our next move as we're here is to have a quick look in the smithy.
How does it appear from the outside?
How does it appear from the outside?
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene IV: Everything Will Burn!
You tie a belt of pistol ammo around the pig's belly (you can't fit it in your own pockets).Animalmother wrote: ↑Mon Jun 09, 2025 11:31 amCould we perhaps, use the dead guys pistol belts and strap them around the pigs body, turning him into a mobile weapons chest?
The blacksmith's shop has not yet succumbed to the flames; it looks something like this:

Could somebody roll me a d6+1?
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene IV: Everything Will Burn!
4 in total.
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