Scene V: The Mayor's House
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
You can hide here in the conservatory, sure, but the soldiers outside have already moved on.
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
Oh right, I thought they were still coming for us.
In that case I ready my guns and dropkick the door open to the dining room.
In that case I ready my guns and dropkick the door open to the dining room.
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
Stormbringer wrote: ↑Fri Jun 13, 2025 10:23 amThe Bean Bunch, concealed within the shadows of the conservatory, hear and see the seven soldiers run past the house toward the south. You have successfully evaded them.
All right, you kick open the door to the conservatory and you find...
THE DINING ROOM!
Roll me a d8, somebody!
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
"I've never seen so many bears together in one place before," Doc has time to think, before the mauling commences.
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
In fact, there are seven Redrum Boys gathered in this room, having flipped the dining room table over as a barricade; they immediately raise their sawn-off shotguns at you.
Somebody roll 2d6 for reaction!
Somebody roll 2d6 for reaction!
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
Double 6!
Which is either going to be very good, or very bad

Which is either going to be very good, or very bad

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
I'll shoot at the table with my rifle hoping the bullet will go through and hit someone.
5 on a D8
5 on a D8
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
Well they were gonna be friendly, but I guess it's war! 

My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
One just assumes...but I could hold my fire.
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
They all stare at CK and the others.
"Well holy smokes, boys! It's the Cadaver Kid!"
They lower their weapons.
"We sure as hell thought you was gonna be Incorporation lackeys!"
"Well holy smokes, boys! It's the Cadaver Kid!"
They lower their weapons.
"We sure as hell thought you was gonna be Incorporation lackeys!"
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
Up to you, but it's a d10 anyway - you swapped out your rifle for a more powerful one.
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
I'll resist the urge to start blasting.
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
Do I know them…?
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene V: The Mayor's House
Could we get a precis of our relationship with the Redrum Boys?
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