Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
I'll lose my hat this time.
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
Before he's shot dead by Doc, a Clown swings his barbed-wire-wrapped club at Roach's head! A barb snags the rim of his midnight blue hat and pulls it right off his head, but no bodily harm is done.
Seconds later, in a storm of bullets and gun-smoke, only one Clown stands left in the room.
Cumflutter leans around the door-frame and shoots him with his revolver, the bullet tearing a light flesh-wound! The Clown, realising he is outnumbered and outgunned, pulls a small bottle from his pocket and hurls it into the midst of the group, before dashing out of the kitchen's northern door (that leads back to the main entrance hall of the ranch). The bottle smashes and there's a bright flash and burst of smoke as its contents are exposed to the air.
Everyone must test SLICK to avoid being caught in a small chemical explosion, followed by GRIT to avoid succumbing to the effects of a cloud of laughing gas!
Seconds later, in a storm of bullets and gun-smoke, only one Clown stands left in the room.
Cumflutter leans around the door-frame and shoots him with his revolver, the bullet tearing a light flesh-wound! The Clown, realising he is outnumbered and outgunned, pulls a small bottle from his pocket and hurls it into the midst of the group, before dashing out of the kitchen's northern door (that leads back to the main entrance hall of the ranch). The bottle smashes and there's a bright flash and burst of smoke as its contents are exposed to the air.
Everyone must test SLICK to avoid being caught in a small chemical explosion, followed by GRIT to avoid succumbing to the effects of a cloud of laughing gas!
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
6 + 1 = 7
In the midst of the inexplicably hilarious gas cloud, I have a sudden vision of a dumpy fellow that looks like a penguin alongside someone wearing a green bowler hat adorned with question marks, and for the briefest of moments I contemplate dressing up like a bat...
In the midst of the inexplicably hilarious gas cloud, I have a sudden vision of a dumpy fellow that looks like a penguin alongside someone wearing a green bowler hat adorned with question marks, and for the briefest of moments I contemplate dressing up like a bat...
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
Wrathbone wrote: ↑Wed May 28, 2025 6:32 am6 + 1 = 7
In the midst of the inexplicably hilarious gas cloud, I have a sudden vision of a dumpy fellow that looks like a penguin alongside someone wearing a green bowler hat adorned with question marks, and for the briefest of moments I contemplate dressing up like a bat...
I guess that was your GRIT roll! Could you also roll for SLICK to avoid being physically harmed by the explosion...
EDIT: No, I think that might have been your SLICK roll? In which case, you must roll a d3 for damage.
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My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
No, that was my SLICK roll - I'd missed the need for a GRIT roll, which is:
16 - 1 = 15
3 on the D3
16 - 1 = 15
3 on the D3
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
Got it. So, you don't succumb to the gas effects, but you are harmed by the explosion!
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
So we roll a D20 and a D3?
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
You roll a d20 for SLICK, and a d20 for GRIT.
If you roll less than 12 on your SLICK roll, taking into account your personal modifiers (+1 in your case), you roll d3 damage for being caught in a small chemical explosion.
If you roll less than 12 on your GRIT roll, taking into account your personal modifiers (+1 in your case,) you succumb to a fit of uncontrollable laughter for a few seconds (long enough for the Clown to get away from you).
If you roll less than 12 on your SLICK roll, taking into account your personal modifiers (+1 in your case), you roll d3 damage for being caught in a small chemical explosion.
If you roll less than 12 on your GRIT roll, taking into account your personal modifiers (+1 in your case,) you succumb to a fit of uncontrollable laughter for a few seconds (long enough for the Clown to get away from you).
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
That's a 15+4 on my Slick roll, and weirdly also a 15+unsure for my Grit.
Can I shoot at the back of the retreating clown?
... which is not a sentence I thought I'd ever say
Can I shoot at the back of the retreating clown?
... which is not a sentence I thought I'd ever say

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
11+1 and 13+1. Think I dodged getting damaged there, just about.
Can I throw the tomahawk at the clown?
Can I throw the tomahawk at the clown?
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
Both Cumflutter and Doc Scotum are unhurt by the explosion and the subsequent gas laughing gas cloud does not affect either of you.
Both of you notice the Clown, having already left the kitchen by its northern door, is attempting to open the double-doors to the north of the entrance hall. This is in direct line of sight to where you're standing.
Doc, you can fire both pistols at the Clown with a Slick test (d20+4) or fire one pistol without needing to make an aiming test (in which case it's a single d6 roll).
Cumflutter, you can throw your tomahawk with a Slick test (d20+1) or shoot your revolver without needing to make a test (in which case it's a single d6 roll).
Both of you notice the Clown, having already left the kitchen by its northern door, is attempting to open the double-doors to the north of the entrance hall. This is in direct line of sight to where you're standing.
Doc, you can fire both pistols at the Clown with a Slick test (d20+4) or fire one pistol without needing to make an aiming test (in which case it's a single d6 roll).
Cumflutter, you can throw your tomahawk with a Slick test (d20+1) or shoot your revolver without needing to make a test (in which case it's a single d6 roll).
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
Bang bang!
That's a dirty 20 (16+4)
That's a dirty 20 (16+4)
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
All right, roll 2d6!
Re-roll any 6s you roll and add them to the total.
Re-roll any 6s you roll and add them to the total.
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
I'll chuck the tomahawk anyway...
14+1
14+1
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
Roll a d6! Re-roll any sixes.
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.