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Re: Aaand, In Other News...

Post by Drarok » Tue May 28, 2019 10:38 am

Unusually? Why do you think he got the smuggling job?

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Post by Medicine Man » Tue May 28, 2019 1:16 pm

:lol: Very true.

Although you think in that line of work you'd be hitting the kegels hard and often.

Once you got that shit in you'd want to keep it in until called upon. Loose sphincters sink ships...ters?! and all that.

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Post by Mantis » Tue May 28, 2019 5:59 pm

Loose sphincters sink shipters is probably one of the most horrific turns of phrase I've ever heard. :lol:

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Post by Maturin » Tue May 28, 2019 6:02 pm

Medicine Man wrote:
Tue May 28, 2019 1:16 pm
Although you think in that line of work you'd be hitting the kegels hard and often.
:lol: :lol:

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Post by Lee » Tue May 28, 2019 10:00 pm

Is that just to break any hands/arms unwarranted intrusion to his anus then :lol:
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Post by The Jackal » Sat Jun 01, 2019 11:55 pm

Slack.
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Re: Aaand, In Other News...

Post by Alan » Sun Jun 09, 2019 6:16 pm

I used to be eVoL but I got better.
I like everything now.

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Post by Raid » Sun Jun 09, 2019 6:31 pm

When you're a dictator who will be reviled by history regardless, you would, wouldn't you.

In all seriousness, I don't believe that. I can't help but think that North Korea's leadership isn't half as bad as the Western media would have us believe, as if it's a way of media moguls saying "hey, our lot are bad, but look at what we could have instead!"

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Post by The Jackal » Sun Jun 09, 2019 6:32 pm

The Sun delving deep into the thesaurus for this one.

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Post by Lee » Sun Jun 09, 2019 6:57 pm

Raid wrote:
Sun Jun 09, 2019 6:31 pm
When you're a dictator who will be reviled by history regardless, you would, wouldn't you.

In all seriousness, I don't believe that. I can't help but think that North Korea's leadership isn't half as bad as the Western media would have us believe, as if it's a way of media moguls saying "hey, our lot are bad, but look at what we could have instead!"
There is a 50/50 chance whoever it was would turn up months later alive, so I see why they haven't named the general this time. Getting truthful information out of that region is hit and miss.
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Re: Aaand, In Other News...

Post by The Jackal » Wed Jun 12, 2019 11:28 pm

So it's been pissing it down for three days straight, not just where I am but nationwide from what I've gathered. What happens Back Home?

Fuckin' water shortage.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-48608944
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Re: Aaand, In Other News...

Post by Raid » Tue Jul 09, 2019 4:53 pm

Tommy Robinson, noted anti-immigration spokesperson and massive racist, has used Infowars, noted American conspiracy nutjob channel, to appeal to President Donald Trump, noted misogynist bigot, to apply for political asylum. Tommy Robinson. Has applied for asylum. Tommy Robinson is an asylum-seeker.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/h ... 87V44mFT-c
What the fuck are satirists supposed to do when this is the real news?

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Post by The Jackal » Tue Jul 09, 2019 7:00 pm

I remember when the most offensive thing about InfoWars was Paul Watson's boring voice and the Diamond Gusset Jeans commercial.
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Re: Aaand, In Other News...

Post by Rossell » Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:10 am

A man who believes immigration is bad wants to become an immigrant.

Also, he's been jailed thank god.

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Re: Aaand, In Other News...

Post by Hatredsheart » Sat Aug 10, 2019 2:59 pm

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-49303879

What a cretin.
And what a lack of respect to the recent shooting victims.
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