MÖRK BORG: Chapter I: Nurse the Rot

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Re: MÖRK BORG: Chapter I: Nurse the Rot

Post by Stormbringer » Tue Jan 21, 2025 10:55 pm

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While I assume lard has miraculous restorative powers, are there any other means of healing available to us?
The lard does nothing, but, Malaiz has a healing scroll called Grace of a Dead Saint, which has great healing potential.

He's still too ill to cast it from his catastrophic casting failure from earlier, but someone else who (now) has a high Presence score (like Lord Margar) could try casting it instead...if Malaiz was willing to hand it over.

Prügl also has a special star sign, the Eastern Saint, which he can use to heal somebody (once) this day.


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Although spraying Lord Margar with burning acid, causing his armour to smoke and hiss (and some of his skin as well), and dissolving the beautiful rampant cock off the face of his shield, the sticky membrane does burn away from the fire of his torch, shrivelling up in a cloud of noxious smoke, exposing the remaining portion of the room beyond!

Within, Margar sees clusters of mushrooms scattered all about the rest of the room, sprouting from clumps of glowing moss, and a large dark hole in the floor, not far from where the membrane was stretched.

Lord Margar thinks he can hear a song coming from the bottom of this dark pit. There's something...familiar...about it...but he can't quite place it. It's more of a feeling. A memory of a feeling. Also, no-one else can hear it.

The room continues to curve around the outside of the central chamber. The corridor filled with burning bones leads into this space (see image below). There is a door at the southern end of the room.


MEANWHILE

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I turn the knob.

Fechr turns the knob of the eastern door and opens it.

On the other side, he sees a room, lit by two torches on the wall. The room is bare, except for a corpse on the floor. The corpse's eyes are black, their skin purple. Silver coins are scattered all over the floor, scattered around the corpse. At least a hundred of them. A dagger is sticking out of the corpse's chest, and there is a pool of dried blood all about them. There's an open archway at the end of the room, facing south, but Fechr can't quite see through it at this angle.


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This picture shows what has now been revealed by Lord Margar in the west, and Fechr in the east.
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Re: MÖRK BORG: Chapter I: Nurse the Rot

Post by eny » Wed Jan 22, 2025 12:15 am

Prügl invokes his star sign with the intent to heal the most needy of our band.
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Re: MÖRK BORG: Chapter I: Nurse the Rot

Post by Stormbringer » Wed Jan 22, 2025 12:47 am

In which case, Lord Magar: roll a d10!
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Re: MÖRK BORG: Chapter I: Nurse the Rot

Post by Wrathbone » Wed Jan 22, 2025 6:32 am

9!
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Although spraying Lord Margar with burning acid, causing his armour to smoke and hiss (and some of his skin as well), and dissolving the beautiful rampant cock off the face of his shield, the sticky membrane does burn away from the fire of his torch, shrivelling up in a cloud of noxious smoke, exposing the remaining portion of the room beyond!
Anyone not in the room hears me imploring Giant to cease rubbing lard all over my blistering cock.

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Re: MÖRK BORG: Chapter I: Nurse the Rot

Post by Sly Boots » Wed Jan 22, 2025 6:51 am

:lol:

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Re: MÖRK BORG: Chapter I: Nurse the Rot

Post by Raid » Wed Jan 22, 2025 6:59 am

Raid senses a trap. Fechr isn't that bright.

Coins! Pick up coins.

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Re: MÖRK BORG: Chapter I: Nurse the Rot

Post by Stormbringer » Wed Jan 22, 2025 8:32 am

Wrathbone wrote:
Wed Jan 22, 2025 6:32 am
9!
The Eastern Saint, whoever they are, works a miracle; your acid burns are cured and you're back up to full HP (3/3).

Raid wrote:
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Coins! Pick up coins.
Roll a d20!
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Re: MÖRK BORG: Chapter I: Nurse the Rot

Post by Wrathbone » Wed Jan 22, 2025 8:54 am

Stormbringer wrote:
Wed Jan 22, 2025 8:32 am
Wrathbone wrote:
Wed Jan 22, 2025 6:32 am
9!
The Eastern Saint, whoever they are, works a miracle; your acid burns are cured and you're back up to full HP (3/3).
If I see Prügl perform this, I thank him profusely. If I don't, I praise the lard!

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Re: MÖRK BORG: Chapter I: Nurse the Rot

Post by Stormbringer » Wed Jan 22, 2025 8:55 am

I think Prügl performed this silently, unobserved.

Lord Margar thinks that it was something to do with Giant Dance's the Sea's lard massaging technique.
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Re: MÖRK BORG: Chapter I: Nurse the Rot

Post by Raid » Wed Jan 22, 2025 8:58 am

Stormbringer wrote:
Wed Jan 22, 2025 8:32 am
Raid wrote:
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Coins! Pick up coins.
Roll a d20!
15.

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Re: MÖRK BORG: Chapter I: Nurse the Rot

Post by Stormbringer » Wed Jan 22, 2025 9:02 am

Raid wrote:
Wed Jan 22, 2025 8:58 am
Stormbringer wrote:
Wed Jan 22, 2025 8:32 am
Raid wrote:
Wed Jan 22, 2025 6:59 am
Coins! Pick up coins.
Roll a d20!
15.
Fechr greedily gathers up the coins. He now has a hundred silver.
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Re: MÖRK BORG: Chapter I: Nurse the Rot

Post by Stormbringer » Wed Jan 22, 2025 9:24 am

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...with the combination of Prügl's, Lord Margar's and Giant Dances the Sea's aid, the fanged deserter is hauled out of the pit trap.
Just realised that, because Fechr is wearing Tier 2 armour (DR+2 Agility) and is also clumsy/dull-witted (DR+2 Agility), even his roll of 3 to get out of the pit trap, with a target of 2, is a failure, as the target is pushed up to 7 by those factors. As such, I've used Fechr's last Omen to explain his escape from the trap!
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Re: MÖRK BORG: Chapter I: Nurse the Rot

Post by Animalmother » Wed Jan 22, 2025 11:06 am

Scrotvm returns to his master with the pentagram chocker in his mouth and drops it at his feet. Malaiz fondly picks up the cat, who without warning suddenly smacks him across the eye patch. He is reminded that the cat is indeed an asshole.

Looking about the room in vain for any coins that might have been missed, Malaiz decides to remove the dagger from the chest of the corpse. This is probably very stupid but then again he's not exactly feeling his best at the moment.
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Re: MÖRK BORG: Chapter I: Nurse the Rot

Post by Stormbringer » Wed Jan 22, 2025 11:12 am

The dagger comes out of the corpse's chest with ease. From the look of the corpse, it seems the dagger may have been laced with some kind of poison.
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Re: MÖRK BORG: Chapter I: Nurse the Rot

Post by Animalmother » Wed Jan 22, 2025 11:13 am

Stormbringer wrote:
Wed Jan 22, 2025 11:12 am
The dagger comes out of the corpse's chest with ease. From the look of the corpse, it seems the dagger may have been laced with some kind of poison.
Am I ok to keep it?

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