The Gamers Arms

It took me almost doing myself in to finally see the light. Which is beyond idiotic.

I'm truly fortunate in that I have a support network around me. Family and friends have been nothing short of amazing... but yeah, she has dialled her pathological behaviours up to 11. It's sad, really. I just wanted a happy little family unit. Alas, I was far too wet behind the ears to realise what I was getting myself in to. My fault entirely - don't blame her one bit. She is what she is. I should've been more discerning.

Well we're all glad you're still with us. Hopefully you can at least be mostly rid of her soon.

The selfish cunts that live behind me that think its ok to have parties in their back garden until 2 or 3 in the morning. Plus they have a horrible little shit of a dog that runs up and down the garden literately screaming at random times during the day or night. Scum

Animalmother wrote: ↑

Sat May 22, 2021 9:50 pm

The selfish cunts that live behind me that think its ok to have parties in their back garden until 2 or 3 in the morning. Plus they have a horrible little shit of a dog that runs up and down the garden literately screaming at random times during the day or night. Scum

That would send me postal, you have my sympathy mate

That happened semi-regularly here for a couple of months last year, which culminated in me rage-bellowing out the window at 2am like Arnie when he summons the Predator to combat. I don't think there were any coherent words - I was incandescent. Also phoned the police because the shitbags had been shouting some racist terms, and the next day I got onto the council who opened a noise complaint case and sent them some STFU warnings. I think they'd had other complaints about that house because the police contacted me again for details and then sent a sergeant round to put the shits up them. Worked a treat, as I haven't heard a peep out of them since.

Life would so much simpler if it wasn't for selfish/oblivious fucking idiots.

I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but jeans with a button fly rather than a zip fly. I properly loathe them. And annoyingly, certain websites don't feel the need to list which type of fly their jeans have, which makes it a gamble when you buy them. Why anyone would choose buttons over a zip is beyond me.

Wrathbone wrote: ↑

Tue May 25, 2021 9:37 am

I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but jeans with a button fly rather than a zip fly. I properly loathe them. And annoyingly, certain websites don't feel the need to list which type of fly their jeans have, which makes it a gamble when you buy them. Why anyone would choose buttons over a zip is beyond me.

I remember Levi 501's being a big thing in my distant youth, always hated them. If you were out on a bender and you needed the loo you'd piss yourself by the time you undid the bloody things.

Exactly, and when you’ve finished you’re stood there fumbling with your crotch at the urinal like some sort of deviant.

I only use one button when I wear them, simplz...

Aw man for years I've been buying jeans from Gap because other places had a hard on for button flies.

Only now am I venturing back to other brands and finding actual proper zip flies. Also in room 101, brands like Jack Wills who assume everyone on planet earth is thin and 5" 5 in height.

eny wrote: ↑

Wed May 26, 2021 1:21 am

I only use one button when I wear them, simplz...

Not to brag or anything, but that tactic never gives quite enough clearance space.

I mean when doing them up, not when undoing to have a pee, ffs

I prefer a button fly over a zip tbh. Sharp metal interlocking teeth don’t belong near a soft delicate dangly collection of objects imo.

In other 101 news. Being in hospital sucks. Just been in 4 days having the old appendix out, it’s been a thoroughly unpleasant experience start to finish. 2 stars. Only because I’m still alive otherwise it would’ve been much lower.

Damn, MM, get well soon!