Trump: Impeach is the new Orange

[Stormbringer]

I feel like there should be a random generator app which produces these.

[Raid]

"....there was another man who knew how bad windmills are. Arnold. Palmer. You know Arnold Palmer? Now there was a man. He was all man you know, they say the other pros went into the shower and were like, "Wow, Arnold, oh my god that's incredible." I tell my guys at the Department of War, make it like Arnold Palmer. Make the King Bomb as big as Arnold Palmer. And they look at me, and they say "President Trump it can't be done, no bomb can be as big as that." And I tell them we need to stop the sharks coming from Venezuela on the boats, and they know I'm right, because I'm always right. And we'll make America great by stopping the windmills that these places are sending us. So many windmills. They say "Mr President, the windmills are killing our sharks", can you imagine that? The windmills are blocking the sharks from getting back to Venezuela and Mexico, so they're coming to America and fighting in our cities. And they're not sending their best windmills, they're sending their drug rapists and the mentally insane, and they don't produce any sharks, they come to America and they invade our cities and they take our sharks from us. I called the Secretary of War and told him, "Peter, we have to make the King Bomb to stop Joe Biden from stealing our windmills and sharks", and he said "President Trump we can do it, we can make America great by building the King Bomb." And the sharks in Chicago and Los Angeles and Washington DC are going to look at our Big Beautiful Bomb and say "Wow, Trump was right. Trump was right and we shouldn't have come on the boats.""

You know, maybe this is therapeutic. Writing The Weave is surprisingly relaxing, as all you need to do is switch your brain off and occasionally include a word of something that irked Donald once, and it doesn't need to be remotely coherent. I think this could be an alternative to those sensory deprivation chambers.

[Wrathbone]

They say "Mr President, the windmills are killing our sharks", can you imagine that? The windmills are blocking the sharks from getting back to Venezuela and Mexico, so they're coming to America and fighting in our cities.

This got me.

[Mantis]

Amazing.