Trump: Impeach is the new Orange

[Sly Boots]

Trump's got the 'rona

[Strudel]

2020 going hard on the redemption plot in the last act.

[Snowy]

God let it kill the Edwin...

[Rossell]

He's got covidfefe.

[Alan]

If it knocks trump and pence out quickly it’s President Pelosi.

[Animalmother]

Or it's a very convenient excuse not to do the debates seeing how well the last one went. Crafty Edwin.

[Raid]

The next one of those is on the 15th, so he may well have had the all clear by then.

Y'know, I'm having a hard time summoning my usual "nobody deserves this" attitude for Trump. The pragmatist in me can't help but think the world would genuinely be a better place if he dies from it.

Melania doesn't deserve it.

[Tommy]

There’s also the possibility that he’s given it to Biden...

[Drarok]

Melania doesn't deserve it.

You sure about that? She doesn't even care about Christmas! Oh, nor kids separated from families.

[Raid]

Oh I'm hardly saying she's a saint, but alive she's doing far less harm than her husband.

To be perfectly honest I don't know much about Melania. She's probably awful enough to not want to divorce Captain Fanta, but I don't see her as wrecking an entire country entirely for her own purposes.

[Snowy]

Ah the whole fucking brood are a stain on evolution

[Animalmother]

He'll no doubt claim that he received a cure for covid in a few weeks or some such bullshit.

[Drarok]

To be perfectly honest I don't know much about Melania. She's probably awful enough to not want to divorce Captain Fanta, but I don't see her as wrecking an entire country entirely for her own purposes.

She sure doesn't like holding his hand, that's for sure!

[Tommy]

More staffs and WH journos testing positive.

WH released statement saying masks still not mandatory.

[Hatredsheart]

There’s also the possibility that he’s given it to Biden...

Since the debate he's had a negative test.