MÖRK BORG: Anyone up for a game?

[eny]

lol, broken boned failed musician, so very me!

[eny]

Meet Fechr

I heard Snowy's voice in my head reading that as Felcher

[Stormbringer]

Okay, Prügl, time to go shopping and roll me a d20 for your 'troubling tale'.

[eny]

17

[Stormbringer]

Can you re-roll that? We've got a 17 already!

[eny]

The next 3 rolls:

6,18, 2

[eny]

63 silver:

Sling, d4 (8 silver)
Dried food [1 day] (1 silver) x5 = 13
Tent (12 silver) = 25
Torch (2 silver) x5 = 35
Poison, red [Toughness DR12 or d10 damage. 3 doses] (20 silver) = 55

8 silver remaining.

[Raid]

Eesh, I go offline for a few hours and there's 2 pages to read through.

I really don't see Fechr lasting a great length of time, what with his clumsily adding D2 and another D2 to defence rolls, and his cursed, never-healing wound.
So I'd like to sell my whip for 5 silver, then spend all 35 silver on a two-handed battle axe.

Fechr no need poncy tents and rations, Fechr just need Alpha and killin' and eatin' what he kill. You gon' eat that cat Mal... mazz.... Malee.... Hermit?

Fechr eat the cat.

[Animalmother]

You leave my Scrotvm alone!

[eny]

[Wrathbone]

You leave my Scrotvm alone!

Never fear, your Scrotvm can hide under my cock shield.

[eny]

Whilst I strum my axe shaped instrument for added levity!

[Animalmother]

He'll no doubt just hang there, swaying gently as you walk.

[Stormbringer]

I really don't see Fechr lasting a great length of time, what with his clumsily adding D2 and another D2 to defence rolls

As far as I can tell, you just get DR+2 to defence rolls, because of your armour.

So, if you weren't wearing armour, you'd have to roll 12+ to avoid an enemy attack. With your armour on, you have to roll 14+ to avoid, but then you get the added bonus of -d4 to whatever damage is dealt.

[Stormbringer]

The next 3 rolls:

6,18, 2

Since you rolled three options, pick which one you like best:

• Escaped cult member. Terrified and paranoid. Other cultists are everywhere.

• Being tracked and observed by a golem after an agreement which you know has been wiped from your mind.

• In massive debt. The debt is being traded to successively more ruthless groups.