Trump

[Animalmother]

Apparently that whole operation had to be rushed forward after Trump 's decision to pull out of Syria. He never even bothered to inform his own military by the sounds of it. Then takes credit for the success.

Congress also voted to officially recognise the Armenian Genocide just to piss off Turkey. What a time to be alive

[Drarok]

Actually, the underwear were stolen by a Kurdish spy before the attack, to confirm it was him before Team America stepped in and starting blasting.

[The Jackal]

Actually, the underwear were stolen by a Kurdish spy before the attack, to confirm it was him before Team America stepped in and starting blasting.

Exactly what I thought.

[Medicine Man]

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[Stormbringer]

Risin' up, straight to the top
Had the guts, got the glory
Went the distance now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive

[Sly Boots]

It took me a while to register the fact he tweeted that himself. The guy is a total loon.

[Raid]

Risin' up, straight to the top, the very tippy top.
Had the guts, nobody has more guts than me, we're going to have so much glory.
People keep telling me, they say President Trump we've gone the distance, Joe Biden can't even go half that distance. The distance we've gone is so huge, they can't stop Trump going the distance.
Just Trump and his wall and his getting Mexico to pay for it.

[Medicine Man]

[Animalmother]

The spin off series would be called Greed.