Trump: Impeach is the new Orange

[Hatredsheart]

https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/27/politics ... index.html

[Animalmother]

Mitch McConnell's apparent stroke during a press conference was a bit weird to see. Glitch McConnell as he's now referred to as. Horrible old bastard.

[Sly Boots]

https://www.theonion.com/doctors-confir ... 1850683094

“We ran some tests and discovered that the senator’s neural pathways short-circuited when he pictured an African American who wasn’t actively in pain or otherwise being violently oppressed,” said on-call physician Dr. Steven Faulk, noting that McConnell had fallen multiple times this year on occasions when he thought about Black people experiencing a brief moment of calm or relief.

“It was a minor stroke, but it’s possible that seeing a happy Black person at this time could send him into cardiac arrest. We’ve asked Tim Scott to avoid the Senate floor for now unless he’s needed for a vote, in which case he is to appear downtrodden and upset throughout the roll call. In addition, Sen. McConnell’s family requests that everyone avoid reminding him that his wife is Asian.”

At press time, McConnell had reportedly died after hearing the song “Happy” by Pharrell.

[eny]

I have zero sympathy for that bastard. He led the way for the GQP to be a lead weight on progress and normalised the whole party getting paid to do nothing but actively obstruct. Kentucky is the poorer for his mendacity.

[Lenny Solidus]

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/p ... 234798826/

“My attorneys had a productive meeting with the DOJ this morning, explaining in detail that I did nothing wrong, was advised by many lawyers, and that an Indictment of me would only further destroy our Country,” the (so far) twice-indicted former president posted to his social media website last week.

You jump into bed directly beside Trump be it on your own head. What a toxic coward the man is. There was a meeting this morning so a new indictment day should be coming very soon.

[eny]

Incoming!

[eny]

[Lenny Solidus]

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/08/01/donald- ... -cash.html

A new indictment and he can't even fund his PAC run and is down to just $3.6 million. Lock him up I say!

[Sly Boots]

Oh my good god, this is the official Trump campaign statement in response to the indictments:

This is nothing more than the latest corrupt chapter in the continued pathetic attempt by the Biden Crime Family and their weaponized Department of Justice to interfere with the 2024 Presidential Election, in which President Trump is the undisputed frontrunner, and leading by substantial margins.

But why did they wait two and a half years to bring these fake charges, right in the middle of President Trump’s winning campaign for 2024? Why was it announced the day after the big Crooked Joe Biden scandal broke out from the Halls of Congress?

The answer is, election interference! The lawlessness of these persecutions of President Trump and his supporters is reminiscent of Nazi Germany in the 1930s, the former Soviet Union, and other authoritarian, dictatorial regimes. President Trump has always followed the law and the Constitution, with advice from many highly accomplished attorneys.

These un-American witch hunts will fail and President Trump will be re-elected to the White House so he can save our Country from the abuse, incompetence, and corruption that is running through the veins of our Country at levels never seen before.

Three years ago we had strong borders, energy independence, no inflation, and a great economy. Today, we are a nation in decline. President Trump will not be deterred by disgraceful and unprecedented political targeting!

Why do I feel like he wrote this himself?

[eny]

6 co-conspirators are listed, 4 attorneys, one Justice Dept. official and a "political consultant" the latter almost certainly the grinning gremlin Ivan Raiklin, an especially odious fuckerist.

[Lenny Solidus]

So if three of those are the oh-so-obvious Gulliani unhinged Kraken woman and trial by combat Eastman, who are the remainders?

- edit oh yes so perhaps Raiklin Bannon and Jeff Clark?

Case assigned to Judge Tanya Chutkan.

[eny]

1. Rudy Giulliani
2. John Eastman
3. Sidney Powell
4. Jeffrey Clarke
5. Ken Chesebro
6. Raiklin or more likely Navarro


People are rapidly reading and trying to pin the commentary on the likely suspects.

Smith wants a rapid trial, so has only named Trump as the defendant, he wants to get it out in front of the Georgia case with Fani Willis. Also, co-conspirators will be open to indictments themselves at a later date...the Judge is an Obama appointment, known to be a "hard-grader"...couldn't be more perfect.

[eny]

The master stroke is Jack Smith making a point of stating "men's rea" — he knew he had lost and was told multiple times, but pressed ahead to "fake" staying in power.

[eny]

re #6. Looks like it might be Mike Roman.

[Lenny Solidus]

The one the only Ginni Thomas is getting brought up more and more, just imagine.