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Re: Trump

Post by Alan » Mon Oct 28, 2019 7:19 pm

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Re: Trump

Post by Wrathbone » Tue Oct 29, 2019 8:13 am

Some top comments from him regarding the assault on the ISIS leader:
THE PRESIDENT: Yeah. We thought, for three days, this is what was going to happen. It was actually — look, nobody was even hurt. Our K-9, as they call — I call it a dog, a beautiful dog, a talented dog — was injured and brought back. But we had no soldier injured. And they did a lot of shooting, and they did a lot of blasting, even not going through the front door. You know, you would think you go through the door. If you’re a normal person, you say, “Knock, knock. May I come in?” The fact is that they blasted their way into the house and a very heavy wall, and it took them literally seconds. By the time those things went off, they had a beautiful, big hole, and they ran in and they got everybody by surprise.
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Re: Trump

Post by Stormbringer » Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:04 am

:lol:
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Re: Trump

Post by Strudel » Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:11 am

I'd put money on the dog being made Defence Secretary soon.

It is, after all, a very talented dog.

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Re: Trump

Post by Wrathbone » Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:12 am

Seems weird that the US military has a budget in the hundreds of billions of dollars and yet they're still chasing down the enemy with dogs. Even beautiful, talented dogs.

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Re: Trump

Post by Stormbringer » Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:18 am

As opposed to...

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?

We still use humans as soldiers, after all.
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Re: Trump

Post by Wrathbone » Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:51 am

I know, it just seems odd that they've got all this unfathomably expensive military hardware and the best solution is still to send a dog down a hole.

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Re: Trump

Post by Stormbringer » Tue Oct 29, 2019 12:06 pm

If it ain't broke, don't fix it!
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Re: Trump

Post by Stormbringer » Tue Oct 29, 2019 1:06 pm

Speaking of not fixing things, this picture of Baghdadi has always bothered me:

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How do you expect to run a Caliphate when you can't even change a lightbulb?
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Re: Trump

Post by Animalmother » Tue Oct 29, 2019 2:08 pm

Apparently his body was identified from his underwear. They'd have been the ones soaked in terror piss after someone launched an enthusiastic Alsatian at him I'm guessing.

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Re: Trump

Post by Stormbringer » Tue Oct 29, 2019 2:21 pm

Actually, the underwear were stolen by a Kurdish spy before the attack, to confirm it was him before Team America stepped in and starting blasting.
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Re: Trump

Post by Snowy » Tue Oct 29, 2019 3:31 pm

Would that be one of those pesky Kurds who weren't on the beaches at Normandy, as Private Bone-spurs pointed out? The ones America just dumped?
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Re: Trump

Post by Stormbringer » Tue Oct 29, 2019 3:56 pm

Yes, that's right. Kurds: weren't at Normandy, but still useful for when you need a pair of terrorist underpants.
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Re: Trump

Post by The Jackal » Tue Oct 29, 2019 11:10 pm

Wrathbone wrote:
Tue Oct 29, 2019 8:13 am
Some top comments from him regarding the assault on the ISIS leader:
THE PRESIDENT: Yeah. We thought, for three days, this is what was going to happen. It was actually — look, nobody was even hurt. Our K-9, as they call — I call it a dog, a beautiful dog, a talented dog — was injured and brought back. But we had no soldier injured. And they did a lot of shooting, and they did a lot of blasting, even not going through the front door. You know, you would think you go through the door. If you’re a normal person, you say, “Knock, knock. May I come in?” The fact is that they blasted their way into the house and a very heavy wall, and it took them literally seconds. By the time those things went off, they had a beautiful, big hole, and they ran in and they got everybody by surprise.
This idiot can't tell a fuckin' story to save his life.
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