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Re: Aaand, In Other News...

Posted: Tue May 28, 2019 10:38 am
by Drarok
Unusually? Why do you think he got the smuggling job?

Re: Aaand, In Other News...

Posted: Tue May 28, 2019 1:16 pm
by Medicine Man
:lol: Very true.

Although you think in that line of work you'd be hitting the kegels hard and often.

Once you got that shit in you'd want to keep it in until called upon. Loose sphincters sink ships...ters?! and all that.

Re: Aaand, In Other News...

Posted: Tue May 28, 2019 5:59 pm
by Mantis
Loose sphincters sink shipters is probably one of the most horrific turns of phrase I've ever heard. :lol:

Re: Aaand, In Other News...

Posted: Tue May 28, 2019 6:02 pm
by Maturin
Medicine Man wrote:
Tue May 28, 2019 1:16 pm
Although you think in that line of work you'd be hitting the kegels hard and often.
:lol: :lol:

Re: Aaand, In Other News...

Posted: Tue May 28, 2019 10:00 pm
by Lee
Is that just to break any hands/arms unwarranted intrusion to his anus then :lol:

Re: Aaand, In Other News...

Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2019 11:55 pm
by The Jackal
Slack.

Re: Aaand, In Other News...

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 6:16 pm
by Alan

Re: Aaand, In Other News...

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 6:31 pm
by Raid
When you're a dictator who will be reviled by history regardless, you would, wouldn't you.

In all seriousness, I don't believe that. I can't help but think that North Korea's leadership isn't half as bad as the Western media would have us believe, as if it's a way of media moguls saying "hey, our lot are bad, but look at what we could have instead!"

Re: Aaand, In Other News...

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 6:32 pm
by The Jackal
The Sun delving deep into the thesaurus for this one.


Re: Aaand, In Other News...

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 6:57 pm
by Lee
Raid wrote:
Sun Jun 09, 2019 6:31 pm
When you're a dictator who will be reviled by history regardless, you would, wouldn't you.

In all seriousness, I don't believe that. I can't help but think that North Korea's leadership isn't half as bad as the Western media would have us believe, as if it's a way of media moguls saying "hey, our lot are bad, but look at what we could have instead!"
There is a 50/50 chance whoever it was would turn up months later alive, so I see why they haven't named the general this time. Getting truthful information out of that region is hit and miss.

Re: Aaand, In Other News...

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 11:28 pm
by The Jackal
So it's been pissing it down for three days straight, not just where I am but nationwide from what I've gathered. What happens Back Home?

Fuckin' water shortage.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-48608944

Re: Aaand, In Other News...

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 4:53 pm
by Raid
Tommy Robinson, noted anti-immigration spokesperson and massive racist, has used Infowars, noted American conspiracy nutjob channel, to appeal to President Donald Trump, noted misogynist bigot, to apply for political asylum. Tommy Robinson. Has applied for asylum. Tommy Robinson is an asylum-seeker.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/h ... 87V44mFT-c
What the fuck are satirists supposed to do when this is the real news?

Re: Aaand, In Other News...

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 7:00 pm
by The Jackal
I remember when the most offensive thing about InfoWars was Paul Watson's boring voice and the Diamond Gusset Jeans commercial.

Re: Aaand, In Other News...

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:10 am
by Rossell
A man who believes immigration is bad wants to become an immigrant.

Also, he's been jailed thank god.

Re: Aaand, In Other News...

Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 2:59 pm
by Hatredsheart
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-49303879

What a cretin.
And what a lack of respect to the recent shooting victims.