The return of the D&D campaign: This time it's potatoes

[Sly Boots]

Oh god

On the one hand, it could have been worse. On the other... who will make our breakfast now?

[Wrathbone]

I think it bears pointing out that a 1 would of course have been Jeff and a 20 would have been Hamfist, for the good of the world.

[Sly Boots]

I think it bears pointing out that a 1 would of course have been Jeff and a 20 would have been Hamfist, for the good of the world.

Do I have inspiration...?

[Raid]

So long, Gainsborough, we'll never be able to replace you.

On the other hand, we are fabulously wealthy and able to immediately replace him.

[Wrathbone]

I think it bears pointing out that a 1 would of course have been Jeff and a 20 would have been Hamfist, for the good of the world.

Do I have inspiration...?

Unfortunately this is a one-time roll.

Of course with your fabulous wealth you could just put a discreet but sizeable bounty on Hamfist’s head.

[Mantis]

Ah man, that's one of the results I genuinely wanted to avoid! I was warming to our new butler.

I guess we could always ask for another one on account of the last one disappearing without trace.

[Wrathbone]

Everyone okay for Thursday this week? Might be tricky to do any other day for me.

[Mantis]

I could do with a break this week. I've had a pretty rough few days and don't think I could get my head into a session.

[Sly Boots]

I'm fine with whatever. You ok Mantis?

[Wrathbone]

I could do with a break this week. I've had a pretty rough few days and don't think I could get my head into a session.

Yep, no problem.

[Mantis]

I'm fine with whatever. You ok Mantis?

Yes thanks dude, I just had a pretty harrowing few days over the weekend and it's left me feeling a bit drained. I'll be alright though.

[Sly Boots]

Sorry to hear that mate, keep your chin up and hope everything works out.

[Wrathbone]

Everyone okay for this week? Should be free Wednesday or Thursday.

Also just a heads up that I won't be available for the last two weeks of July. My parents and I have been separately self-isolated throughout the lockdown, so they're picking me up to spend a couple of weeks at theirs for my dad's birthday.

[Sly Boots]

Yeah, this week should be fine for me.

[Raid]

I'll be available, but just as advance warning I'm having a pretty torrid time at work at the moment so there's a slim chance I'll have to bow out if I've had a particularly bad day.