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Re: Shithole or its lovely here

Post by Sly Boots » Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:23 pm

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Post by Sly Boots » Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:30 pm

Although, why do I feel all this eventually ends with the line: "... and that's how I came to be standing outside the Catholic girls' boarding school at 2am with no clothes on, your honour." :-k

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Post by Snowy » Thu Oct 17, 2019 4:48 pm

Sly Boots wrote:
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Although, why do I feel all this eventually ends with the line: "... and that's how I came to be standing outside the Catholic girls' boarding school at 2am with no clothes on, your honour." :-k
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Re: Shithole or its lovely here

Post by Maturin » Thu Oct 17, 2019 5:33 pm

It makes me realise how I'd completely be lacking courage in the same situation. If I saw that going on outside my house I'd call the Police while trembling. (My avatar does not represent me).

There's no way I'd storm out, all Billy Big Bollocks, let alone doing it bollock-exposed.

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Post by Medicine Man » Thu Oct 17, 2019 5:50 pm

In fairness I didn't really think about it I just did it. Had I had a chance to think I wouldn't have even shouted let alone go full Culloden. Christ knows what I would've done if I caught them.

I have since been soundly admonished by the wife and I accept it was a pretty stupid thing to do, especially round here. I'm an idiot it would seem.

In further developments it would seem the perpetrators were connected in some way to the folks who ran the grow op and were returning for something. They had actually got inside the house and had stripped the kickboards off the kitchen units. Guessing they had something stashed under there and were retrieving it. Cash most likely. Whatever it was is gone now.

Hopefully that's the last you'll hear from me about madness in our neighbourhood, but sadly I doubt it. This is the kind of shit we've been dealing with about here recently...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland- ... l-50043156

Frankly a burglary is a welcome change of pace. :(

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Re: Shithole or its lovely here

Post by Stormbringer » Thu Oct 17, 2019 8:18 pm

:shock:

"I apologise for doing it, but you can't apologise for killing someone..."

So...is he sorry or not? :-s

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Re: Shithole or its lovely here

Post by Medicine Man » Thu Oct 17, 2019 8:43 pm

I'm starting to think that too. Although knowing my luck I'd end up somewhere worse.

The way I see it if I hunker down long enough they'll surely all kill each other first and save me the hassle of moving.

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Re: Shithole or its lovely here

Post by Stormbringer » Thu Oct 17, 2019 9:00 pm

Personally, I would have called the cops stealthily while they were still in the act, then they might have caught them by surprise, and you'd have saved yourself some embarrassment.

But, shouting out of the window half naked is the Scottish way, I guess! :lol:
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Re: Shithole or its lovely here

Post by Medicine Man » Thu Oct 17, 2019 9:26 pm

Believe me its certainly the course of action I'll be taking in the future.

The wife is currently trawling social media for any neighbours that may have captured footage of my nudie pursuit. I'm hoping they were all sleeping or out at the time. That's not too much to ask surely.

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