I wasn't going to bother anyway, but it takes a special kind of talent to fuck up a game that is only ever a reboot of the version that went before.
The one thing that the JC games needed was a point. JC was pretty awful, but JC2 made a lot of that right. You could hoon about blowing shit up, which was fun for a while, but always turned into the frustrating hunt for that one last destructible speck of fly-shit that you had missed but had to have in order to 100% the base and make it yours. JC3 kept all that in there, including the fly-shit, but added in fucking awful online 'challenges' that nobody on the planet ever cared about, but which would bombard your screen throughout your play session.
Seriously, strip the challenges shit back out, get someone to write a bunch of missions and script all those splodes into a narrative - job done no? Oh, and co-op. If ever there was a game made for co-op, this is it.
RCHD wrote:Snowy is my favourite. He's a metal God.
08/10/2003 - 17/08/2018