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Jurassic World 3

Post by The Jackal » Wed Sep 25, 2019 11:31 pm

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/49823733

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Post by Alan » Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:00 am

The original trilogy had one great film, then two bad films. Maybe this time it’s starting with two bad films and this will be a great film? :-k
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Post by Stormbringer » Thu Sep 26, 2019 5:47 am

Tim and Lex better be there.

And Dodgson!

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Post by Stormbringer » Thu Sep 26, 2019 6:01 am

Oh wait... nevermind. Apparently Dodgson's been up to no good in real life as well...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cameron_Thor
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Post by Wrathbone » Thu Sep 26, 2019 6:05 am

Nedry’s ghost or I’m out.

I’ve still not watched the last film - the trailer was woeful.
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Post by Stormbringer » Thu Sep 26, 2019 11:27 am

It wasn't the franchise's finest hour.
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Post by Alan » Thu Sep 26, 2019 11:31 am

It was DIno Crisis. In more ways than one.
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Post by Drarok » Thu Sep 26, 2019 11:54 am

There's a short film set between the end of 2 and start of 3, showing dino's are just an everyday nuisance in-universe:
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Post by The Jackal » Thu Sep 26, 2019 5:21 pm

Stormbringer wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 26, 2019 6:01 am
 Oh wait... nevermind. Apparently Dodgson's been up to no good in real life as well...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cameron_Thor
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Post by Wrathbone » Fri Sep 27, 2019 8:25 am

I bet the plot twist is that Chris Pratt is a clone of John Hammond spliced with raptor DNA, and the original cast are brought in to tame him after he starts slaughtering people with his wisecracks (and retractable claws).
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Post by Sly Boots » Fri Sep 27, 2019 8:27 am

I never got round to watching the last JW, and likely I'll not bother with this either.
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Post by Snowy » Tue Oct 01, 2019 11:55 am

For my money, all the Jurassic Park films have been balls. Entertaining balls, but balls. They have re-used the same set-pieces over and over with the T-Rex, and it can't just be me that thinks velociraptors are dull and not very scary? It has always been a premise that you could do so much with, that has then been boiled down to a family friendly mush that is lacking any real bite, pun intended.

And Jeff Goldblum was only good in The Fly.

Blimey, where did that come from? :)
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Post by Animalmother » Tue Oct 01, 2019 1:02 pm

I'm nodding in agreement mate.

If the effects in Jurassic Park hadn't been so amazing it would be only remembered as a pretty mediocre film.
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Post by The Jackal » Tue Oct 01, 2019 11:17 pm

First film I saw at the cinema, that. You're not taking that away from me, no matter how bad the later films are/become.
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Post by Sly Boots » Wed Oct 02, 2019 5:19 am

First film still holds up imho.
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