Jurassic World 3
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Jurassic World 3
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Re: Jurassic World 3
The original trilogy had one great film, then two bad films. Maybe this time it’s starting with two bad films and this will be a great film?
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Tim and Lex better be there.
And Dodgson!
And Dodgson!
Between tedium and fright
Such is the song of the nether world
The hissing of rats
And the jarring chants of angels
Such is the song of the nether world
The hissing of rats
And the jarring chants of angels
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Oh wait... nevermind. Apparently Dodgson's been up to no good in real life as well...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cameron_Thor
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cameron_Thor
Between tedium and fright
Such is the song of the nether world
The hissing of rats
And the jarring chants of angels
Such is the song of the nether world
The hissing of rats
And the jarring chants of angels
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Nedry’s ghost or I’m out.
I’ve still not watched the last film - the trailer was woeful.
I’ve still not watched the last film - the trailer was woeful.
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It wasn't the franchise's finest hour.
Between tedium and fright
Such is the song of the nether world
The hissing of rats
And the jarring chants of angels
Such is the song of the nether world
The hissing of rats
And the jarring chants of angels
Re: Jurassic World 3
It was DIno Crisis. In more ways than one.
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There's a short film set between the end of 2 and start of 3, showing dino's are just an everyday nuisance in-universe:
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"I know some of you may have heard about that other guy. I am not gonna diddle your kids."Stormbringer wrote: ↑Thu Sep 26, 2019 6:01 amOh wait... nevermind. Apparently Dodgson's been up to no good in real life as well...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cameron_Thor
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Re: Jurassic World 3
I bet the plot twist is that Chris Pratt is a clone of John Hammond spliced with raptor DNA, and the original cast are brought in to tame him after he starts slaughtering people with his wisecracks (and retractable claws).
Re: Jurassic World 3
I never got round to watching the last JW, and likely I'll not bother with this either.
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For my money, all the Jurassic Park films have been balls. Entertaining balls, but balls. They have re-used the same set-pieces over and over with the T-Rex, and it can't just be me that thinks velociraptors are dull and not very scary? It has always been a premise that you could do so much with, that has then been boiled down to a family friendly mush that is lacking any real bite, pun intended.
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Blimey, where did that come from?
And Jeff Goldblum was only good in The Fly.
Blimey, where did that come from?
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I'm nodding in agreement mate.
If the effects in Jurassic Park hadn't been so amazing it would be only remembered as a pretty mediocre film.
If the effects in Jurassic Park hadn't been so amazing it would be only remembered as a pretty mediocre film.
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First film I saw at the cinema, that. You're not taking that away from me, no matter how bad the later films are/become.
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First film still holds up imho.
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