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Re: Trump

Post by eny » Mon Jun 03, 2019 12:45 pm

He's in a 1.2million car loaded with rockets and machine guns FFS.....he's abroad, not in his own country. Hope it gets covered in milkshake....
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Post by Raid » Mon Jun 03, 2019 4:34 pm

In fairness, Obama travelled in a similar vehicle, I suspect it's a requirement of his protection detail rather than some sort of penis extension.

Can you imagine him getting milkshaked? He'd probably try to get his secret service agents to open fire.

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Post by Mantis » Mon Jun 03, 2019 4:51 pm

I really hope someone does it. They'll spend a long time in prison, but it would 100% be worth it.

Funny how the liberal leftie form of extreme protest when we're pushed to the brink is to just lob milkshakes at people and make them look like idiots. Farage reckons that this is the 'extremist' and 'radicalized' Remainer wing. The radicalized rightwing opposite, which he is largely responsible for encouraging, murdered an MP in comparison.

Anyone catch the news the other day when the US ambassador said that everything, including the NHS, was on the table with regards to a UK-US trade deal? And how Johnson was asked about it and said that he doesn't see why it wouldn't be? Yeah, no thanks. I'd rather be 'ruled' by the French and Germans any day over being sold out to America.

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Post by Raid » Mon Jun 03, 2019 5:09 pm

I'm getting to the point where I'd rather be ruled by the Germans full stop. Our own government has repeatedly shown that they don't have the peoples' best interests at heart, and such sentiments would have the bonus effect of giving heart attacks to all of those elderly Leave voters who think that World War 2 is somehow still a major part of our national identity.

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Post by eny » Mon Jun 03, 2019 6:27 pm

I agree, our parliament is a sack of shite freeloaders, who have proved beyond doubt they are incapable of earning what we pay them. ](*,)
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Re: Trump

Post by Raid » Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:14 pm

Oh Led By Donkeys, you wonderful people.


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Re: Trump

Post by Drarok » Mon Jun 03, 2019 9:53 pm

Hah! I remember that interview to BoJo now, watching it back.

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Re: Trump

Post by The Jackal » Wed Jul 03, 2019 9:16 pm

Shitbag can't even get three people to support him AND appear on camera - nor can he find someone to source untraceable stock footage of people...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-48859161
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Post by Animalmother » Thu Jul 04, 2019 6:00 am

Since it won't be reported on Fox News it's highly unlikely that most Trump supporters will ever hear about that. The people who run his campaign might be lazy and incompetent but they know their audience.

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Re: Trump

Post by The Jackal » Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:53 pm

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/48885319
Outside the White House on Friday, Mr Trump said: "I guess the rain knocked out the teleprompter.

"I knew the speech very well so I was able to do it without a teleprompter but the teleprompter did go out and it was actually hard to look at anyway because there was rain all over it but despite the rain it was just a fantastic evening."
No, no you didn't, or else you wouldn't have fucked it up that bad, you dog Edwin.

Also the Revolution was forged by more than the Continental Army but some tanks are more of a lure to your dumb fucking instinct than evoking some broader national pride.

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Re: Trump

Post by Rossell » Fri Jul 05, 2019 9:27 pm

But they had airports in those days..

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Re: Trump

Post by Hatredsheart » Sat Jul 06, 2019 7:16 am

So the "leader of the free world" needs a teleprompter to tell him something my 7 year old grandson knows.
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Re: Trump

Post by Raid » Sat Jul 06, 2019 7:37 am

Has anyone tried typing a question mark on the teleprompter?

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