The Room 101 thread - for things you hate or just having a bloody good moan

[Snowy]

Haha strap on the dog collar and let rip!

[Mantis]

Here's a 101 entry:

Forum members not getting on.

Quit it before I consign all future culprits to this thread so they can't read anything else on the forum. -_-

[Stormbringer]

Yes, boss.

[Mantis]

[Strudel]

Haha strap on the dog collar and let rip!

I could be mistaken, but he doesn't seem the sort for letting rip with a strap on and collar.

[eny]

[The Jackal]

[Rossell]

The medication I'm on that gives me weird dreams. This is actually what happened no messing around.

So, at the start of the dream I have to try and rescuitate someone who has collapsed and is unresponsive. I finally help get them into an ambulance, believe I've done a crap job, they're probably dead and decide to walk home to sulk.

Normal nightmare at this point.

However the dream shifts and I'm walking up my road. At which point I turn around and see a fluorescent green Ford cortina drive up the road. It gets closer to me, and then captain birds eye dives out the window and does a combat roll onto the floor. He then attempts to attack me with a pair of boxing gloves.

I then wake up and can't wait until I no longer have to take these things

[Medicine Man]

[Stormbringer]

[Hatredsheart]

The medication I'm on that gives me weird dreams. This is actually what happened no messing around.

So, at the start of the dream I have to try and rescuitate someone who has collapsed and is unresponsive. I finally help get them into an ambulance, believe I've done a crap job, they're probably dead and decide to walk home to sulk.

Normal nightmare at this point.

However the dream shifts and I'm walking up my road. At which point I turn around and see a fluorescent green Ford cortina drive up the road. It gets closer to me, and then captain birds eye dives out the window and does a combat roll onto the floor. He then attempts to attack me with a pair of boxing gloves.

I then wake up and can't wait until I no longer have to take these things

If you don't want to have disturbing dreams avoid morphine.
I shit you not.

[Tichinde]

The medication I'm on that gives me weird dreams. This is actually what happened no messing around.

If you don't want to have disturbing dreams avoid morphine.
I shit you not.

Fuck that, take more.
This is the single most entertaining thing I've read all day

[Sly Boots]

I keep trying to work up a pun involving eating at the captain's table, and just cannot do it

[Rossell]

Happy to be of service chaps.

[Stormbringer]