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Re: Trump

Post by Snowy » Tue Jun 23, 2020 7:23 am

"Iron, erm, iron, erm, iron a zition"

"Made by a local company" Hey there's one way to avoid your business going down, tell the local fundamentalist christians you have a machine that kills 99.9% of Covid and have them pay you to install it. "Erm, we have had cases of Covid..." "99.9%, must have been that 0.1% that got you, sorry!"
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Re: Trump

Post by Wrathbone » Tue Jun 23, 2020 7:41 am

He really can't let the rally thing go. :lol:


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Re: Trump

Post by Alan » Tue Jun 23, 2020 7:41 am

He really thoroughly covered his inability to drink and walk down ramps.



A man who could tell more truth and eat fewer pies.

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Re: Trump

Post by Wrathbone » Tue Jun 23, 2020 7:55 am

T-minus 24 hours until he questions Joe Biden's ability to drink water due to his wandering hands.

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Re: Trump

Post by eny » Tue Jun 23, 2020 8:31 am

So, US attorney Berman gets sniffing around Giuliani and his connections to Deutsch bank....and is now fired by Barr....replaced by...

Jay Clayton, who used to represent Deutsche Bank...


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Re: Trump

Post by eny » Tue Jun 23, 2020 9:44 pm

This is classic!

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Re: Trump

Post by Hatredsheart » Sat Jun 27, 2020 6:31 pm

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Re: Trump

Post by The Jackal » Sun Jun 28, 2020 3:41 pm

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Mighty Horse Rocks The Fat Ass.

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Re: Trump

Post by Raid » Sun Jun 28, 2020 3:43 pm

Has he settled on "Corrupt" as his go-to title for Biden then?

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Re: Trump

Post by Drarok » Mon Jun 29, 2020 1:41 pm

Crooked Hillary, Corrupt Biden…

Maybe someone should make him turn the page in his little insult book, he's stuck on the Cs!
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Re: Trump

Post by Sly Boots » Mon Jun 29, 2020 1:43 pm

Drarok wrote:
Mon Jun 29, 2020 1:41 pm
Crooked Hillary, Corrupt Biden…

Maybe someone should make him turn the page in his little insult book, he's stuck on the Cs!
At least for the second letter he's moving down the alphabet rather than up...

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Re: Trump

Post by Drarok » Mon Jun 29, 2020 3:16 pm

Either your use of down/up are backwards to mine, or you don't know the alphabet very well?
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Re: Trump

Post by Sly Boots » Mon Jun 29, 2020 3:35 pm

Drarok wrote:
Mon Jun 29, 2020 3:16 pm
Either your use of down/up are backwards to mine, or you don't know the alphabet very well?
O is before R, no?

I would use A->Z = up the alphabet and A<-Z as down it.

I was implying that if he moves up the alphabet from CR his next insult could have been a lot more obscene than COrrupt...

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Re: Trump

Post by Drarok » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:05 am

Yeah, your up/down are backwards to what I thought; I thought "up" would be towards the start.

Fact is that up/down makes no sense in this context. 😬
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Re: Trump

Post by Sly Boots » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:11 am

Well at least a little throwaway gag was able to survive that utter trampling. >_<

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