Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Animalmother » Thu May 22, 2025 4:12 pm

Yes... 8-[
Big pile of tomahawks are on the floor.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Stormbringer » Thu May 22, 2025 4:18 pm

Animalmother wrote:
Thu May 22, 2025 4:12 pm
Yes... 8-[
Big pile of tomahawks are on the floor.
Next to the pile of severed heads.
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Wrathbone » Thu May 22, 2025 4:26 pm

I'll give him a thorough search.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Sly Boots » Thu May 22, 2025 4:33 pm

Doc shrugs and blows Parcheval's brains out.



JOKE (don't really do that lol)

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Stormbringer » Thu May 22, 2025 4:36 pm

Wrathbone wrote:
Thu May 22, 2025 4:26 pm
I'll give him a thorough search.
In Manny's pockets you find a slip of paper with the numbers 0 6 scrawled on it.

You also find a small salt-shaker.


Sly Boots wrote:
Thu May 22, 2025 4:33 pm
Doc shrugs and blows Parcheval's brains out.



JOKE (don't really do that lol)
:lol:
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Wrathbone » Thu May 22, 2025 4:41 pm

“That was a smart decision, Manny. Now let’s find somewhere to chain you to so you don’t go gettin’ any ideas about running off.”

Is there anything sturdy I could handcuff him to? There’s the fence outside I guess - would it be strong enough to stop him easily breaking free?

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Stormbringer » Thu May 22, 2025 4:43 pm

You could handcuff him to the well outside the dogtrot house?
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Wrathbone » Thu May 22, 2025 4:49 pm

Sounds like a plan - I do exactly that.

Then I point my revolver casually at his foot. "Y'know, I'm still a tad worried you might attempt some cockamaney escape. Remind me, how many did you say were in the main building o'er there? Anything else of interest I might wanna hear?"

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Stormbringer » Thu May 22, 2025 4:51 pm

Now, seein' as he must have a hand free (since the other cuff is presumably clipped around some part of the well), he uses this hand to raise two fingers up in the air, in the shape of a V. He also mumbles something else, incoherently.
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Wrathbone » Thu May 22, 2025 4:54 pm

I tip my hat to him.

"If that proves wrong... well, the bounty's just as good fer dead as alive."

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Stormbringer » Thu May 22, 2025 4:59 pm

Now, Cadaver Kid, I want you to make a SLICK test for me.

Why?

Because, Manny boy's gonna try somethin' real crazy-like. He's gonna make a snatch-grab for the second revolver on your belt and try and shoot off the cuff with it!
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Wrathbone » Thu May 22, 2025 5:15 pm

Oh boy. :lol:

6 + 1 = 7

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Stormbringer » Thu May 22, 2025 5:22 pm

While Cadaver Kid is busy tipping his hat and speaking to Mumbling Manny, the bearded old man, faster than a rattler in heat, quickly snatches your second revolver from your belt and blows a hole right through the chain on the handcuffs. Then he tips himself backward and topples head-over-heels into the well behind him, taking the gun with him.

You lean over the side of the well, gobsmacked at what you've just witnessed. It's too dark to see down there, but the well's rope, hanging down into the shaft, suddenly goes taut and wobbles a bit, and you know he must have caught onto it.
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Wrathbone » Thu May 22, 2025 5:23 pm

I start firing wildly down the well!

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Stormbringer » Thu May 22, 2025 5:26 pm

The rope slackens suddenly, but you don't hear a splash.
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.

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