Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Sly Boots » Tue May 27, 2025 4:16 pm

Doc will lean around the doorframe and fire off both his revolvers at the nearest living clown.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Stormbringer » Tue May 27, 2025 4:22 pm

Roll me a SLICK check, Doc! d20+4
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Sly Boots » Tue May 27, 2025 4:23 pm

Stormbringer wrote:
Tue May 27, 2025 4:22 pm
Roll me a SLICK check, Doc! d20+4
15+4 so 19

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Stormbringer » Tue May 27, 2025 4:24 pm

Now roll me 2d6
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Sly Boots » Tue May 27, 2025 4:26 pm

4 and a 6 :0

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Mantis » Tue May 27, 2025 4:27 pm

3 on my grit check.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Stormbringer » Tue May 27, 2025 4:31 pm

Sly Boots wrote:
Tue May 27, 2025 4:26 pm
4 and a 6 :0
Roll another d6!

Mantis wrote:
Tue May 27, 2025 4:27 pm
3 on my grit check.
Wanna spend an Ace to re-roll? Otherwise, roll a d6 then either:

1. Lose your hat!
2. Make a Death check!
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Sly Boots » Tue May 27, 2025 4:32 pm

Stormbringer wrote:
Tue May 27, 2025 4:31 pm
Sly Boots wrote:
Tue May 27, 2025 4:26 pm
4 and a 6 :0
Roll another d6!
A 2 this time

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Stormbringer » Tue May 27, 2025 4:44 pm

Sly Boots wrote:
Tue May 27, 2025 4:32 pm
Stormbringer wrote:
Tue May 27, 2025 4:31 pm
Sly Boots wrote:
Tue May 27, 2025 4:26 pm
4 and a 6 :0
Roll another d6!
A 2 this time
BLAM! BLAM!

You shoot two clowns dead! But not before one of them gets a bat connected with Roach's head (though the outcome of this is yet to be determined...)
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Wrathbone » Tue May 27, 2025 5:57 pm

Stormbringer wrote:
Tue May 27, 2025 4:16 pm
CK and Roach: each of you must test GRIT to avoid being thwacked by a barbed-wire club!
15 - 1 = 14

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Stormbringer » Tue May 27, 2025 6:15 pm

Excellent; Cadaver Kid ducks out of the way of the incoming club, before one of Doc's bullets puts that Clown down!

Now we're just waiting to see what Roach will do to mitigate the potential fatal blow he's about to receive, and what Cumflutter decides to do with the last remaining clown!
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Animalmother » Tue May 27, 2025 6:21 pm

Cumflutter will attempt to shot the remaing clown with his revolver and split his melon open with the tomahawk should that fail.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Stormbringer » Tue May 27, 2025 6:22 pm

All right, Cumflutter, roll a d6 for that revolver!
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Animalmother » Tue May 27, 2025 6:24 pm

2

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Stormbringer » Tue May 27, 2025 6:29 pm

Right, I'll tell you what happens to this last Clown as soon as Roach has rolled for his damage and then decides how he's going to cope with it...
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.

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