Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Stormbringer » Fri May 30, 2025 1:11 pm

Wrathbone wrote:
Fri May 30, 2025 1:05 pm
I declare "KNOCK KNOCK" as I boot the door in.
:lol:
Wrathbone wrote:d4 = 4, d6 = 2
You shoot two bullets into the nearest Clown. He's pretty hurt but he's not dead!
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Stormbringer » Fri May 30, 2025 1:12 pm

Animalmother wrote:
Fri May 30, 2025 11:57 am
Cumflutter will cover the hallway and start blasting if help needed.
It will be needed, so let's just say you run in and start blasting.

Revolver, I assume? In which case, roll a d6!
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Mantis » Fri May 30, 2025 1:17 pm

Both barrels!

A 1 and a 3.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Stormbringer » Fri May 30, 2025 1:22 pm

You fire both barrels into the same Clown that Cadaver Kid just shot and he goes flying backwards over the bar, knocking over half-empty bottles of hooch as he goes.

You're also down a slot of shotgun ammo (I'll adjust your sheet).

There's three Clowns left! Let's see what Cumflutter can do...
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Animalmother » Fri May 30, 2025 1:31 pm

4
"Eat lead, clown!"

I'll follow with tomahawk if that's not enough..

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Stormbringer » Fri May 30, 2025 1:42 pm

Animalmother wrote:
Fri May 30, 2025 1:31 pm
"Eat lead, clown!"
You fire a revolver round into the next Clown, but he ain't dead.

Animalmother wrote:I'll follow with tomahawk if that's not enough...
You'll need to wait for the next round to do that.


Now the Clowns attack!

There's three Clowns, and three of you guys in the room, so one Clown will attack each of you.



Cadaver Kid, Roach and Cumflutter, you all need to test GRIT (d20) to avoid being hit by barbed-wire-wrapped clubs!

CK is -1, Roach is -3 and Cumflutter is +1
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Animalmother » Fri May 30, 2025 1:47 pm

9+1 :x

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Mantis » Fri May 30, 2025 1:53 pm

20! - 3

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Stormbringer » Fri May 30, 2025 2:08 pm

Animalmother wrote:
Fri May 30, 2025 1:47 pm
9+1 :x
You've been struck!

Roll a d6
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Wrathbone » Fri May 30, 2025 2:13 pm

12 - 1 = 11

4 on a d6 if I'm struck.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Stormbringer » Fri May 30, 2025 2:18 pm

You are!

Your HP is now 2/7.
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Sly Boots » Fri May 30, 2025 2:20 pm

Let me know when Doc's medically induced mirth expires...

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Animalmother » Fri May 30, 2025 2:22 pm

4
Shit, am I dead?

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Stormbringer » Fri May 30, 2025 2:39 pm

Animalmother wrote:
Fri May 30, 2025 2:22 pm
4
Shit, am I dead?
Not necessarily.

You've got 3 options:

1. Use your last Ace to re-roll your Grit check.
2. Lose your hat and take no damage
3. Make a death-check (death not guaranteed)
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch

Post by Animalmother » Fri May 30, 2025 2:43 pm

Death check for the lol's

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