Trump: Impeach is the new Orange

[Medicine Man]

[Alan]

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2019/ ... s-baseball

[Wrathbone]

Some top comments from him regarding the assault on the ISIS leader:

THE PRESIDENT: Yeah. We thought, for three days, this is what was going to happen. It was actually — look, nobody was even hurt. Our K-9, as they call — I call it a dog, a beautiful dog, a talented dog — was injured and brought back. But we had no soldier injured. And they did a lot of shooting, and they did a lot of blasting, even not going through the front door. You know, you would think you go through the door. If you’re a normal person, you say, “Knock, knock. May I come in?” The fact is that they blasted their way into the house and a very heavy wall, and it took them literally seconds. By the time those things went off, they had a beautiful, big hole, and they ran in and they got everybody by surprise.

[Stormbringer]

[Strudel]

I'd put money on the dog being made Defence Secretary soon.

It is, after all, a very talented dog.

[Wrathbone]

Seems weird that the US military has a budget in the hundreds of billions of dollars and yet they're still chasing down the enemy with dogs. Even beautiful, talented dogs.

[Stormbringer]

As opposed to...



?

We still use humans as soldiers, after all.

[Wrathbone]

I know, it just seems odd that they've got all this unfathomably expensive military hardware and the best solution is still to send a dog down a hole.

[Stormbringer]

If it ain't broke, don't fix it!

[Stormbringer]

Speaking of not fixing things, this picture of Baghdadi has always bothered me:



How do you expect to run a Caliphate when you can't even change a lightbulb?

[Animalmother]

Apparently his body was identified from his underwear. They'd have been the ones soaked in terror piss after someone launched an enthusiastic Alsatian at him I'm guessing.

[Stormbringer]

Actually, the underwear were stolen by a Kurdish spy before the attack, to confirm it was him before Team America stepped in and starting blasting.

[Snowy]

Would that be one of those pesky Kurds who weren't on the beaches at Normandy, as Private Bone-spurs pointed out? The ones America just dumped?

[Stormbringer]

Yes, that's right. Kurds: weren't at Normandy, but still useful for when you need a pair of terrorist underpants.

[The Jackal]

Some top comments from him regarding the assault on the ISIS leader:

THE PRESIDENT: Yeah. We thought, for three days, this is what was going to happen. It was actually — look, nobody was even hurt. Our K-9, as they call — I call it a dog, a beautiful dog, a talented dog — was injured and brought back. But we had no soldier injured. And they did a lot of shooting, and they did a lot of blasting, even not going through the front door. You know, you would think you go through the door. If you’re a normal person, you say, “Knock, knock. May I come in?” The fact is that they blasted their way into the house and a very heavy wall, and it took them literally seconds. By the time those things went off, they had a beautiful, big hole, and they ran in and they got everybody by surprise.

This idiot can't tell a fuckin' story to save his life.