Trump: Impeach is the new Orange
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A man who could tell more truth and eat fewer pies.
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Some top comments from him regarding the assault on the ISIS leader:
THE PRESIDENT: Yeah. We thought, for three days, this is what was going to happen. It was actually — look, nobody was even hurt. Our K-9, as they call — I call it a dog, a beautiful dog, a talented dog — was injured and brought back. But we had no soldier injured. And they did a lot of shooting, and they did a lot of blasting, even not going through the front door. You know, you would think you go through the door. If you’re a normal person, you say, “Knock, knock. May I come in?” The fact is that they blasted their way into the house and a very heavy wall, and it took them literally seconds. By the time those things went off, they had a beautiful, big hole, and they ran in and they got everybody by surprise.
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As opposed to...
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We still use humans as soldiers, after all.
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We still use humans as soldiers, after all.
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If it ain't broke, don't fix it!
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Speaking of not fixing things, this picture of Baghdadi has always bothered me:
How do you expect to run a Caliphate when you can't even change a lightbulb?
How do you expect to run a Caliphate when you can't even change a lightbulb?
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Apparently his body was identified from his underwear. They'd have been the ones soaked in terror piss after someone launched an enthusiastic Alsatian at him I'm guessing.
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Actually, the underwear were stolen by a Kurdish spy before the attack, to confirm it was him before Team America stepped in and starting blasting.
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Would that be one of those pesky Kurds who weren't on the beaches at Normandy, as Private Bone-spurs pointed out? The ones America just dumped?
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Yes, that's right. Kurds: weren't at Normandy, but still useful for when you need a pair of terrorist underpants.
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This idiot can't tell a fuckin' story to save his life.Wrathbone wrote: ↑Tue Oct 29, 2019 8:13 amSome top comments from him regarding the assault on the ISIS leader:
THE PRESIDENT: Yeah. We thought, for three days, this is what was going to happen. It was actually — look, nobody was even hurt. Our K-9, as they call — I call it a dog, a beautiful dog, a talented dog — was injured and brought back. But we had no soldier injured. And they did a lot of shooting, and they did a lot of blasting, even not going through the front door. You know, you would think you go through the door. If you’re a normal person, you say, “Knock, knock. May I come in?” The fact is that they blasted their way into the house and a very heavy wall, and it took them literally seconds. By the time those things went off, they had a beautiful, big hole, and they ran in and they got everybody by surprise.
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