Moving Pictures

[eny]

[Rossell]

OK that's crazy.

[Alan]

I’d say fake. That’s like data replacing the control chips.

[Drarok]

Why Leo with that sound track?!

[Achtung Englander]

stunning



followed by



now helicopters on Mars - fucking amazing

[Rossell]

Nice vids Achtung. Damn I love space.



Best laugh I've had in a while.

[Achtung Englander]

[Rossell]

[eny]

[Achtung Englander]

that is funny - he looked genuinly bemused

[Snowy]

Oh man that's brilliant. I met Oliver Reed once donkeys years ago, a mate and I heard he was going to play at a charity cricket match in Odiham just down the road from me and we decided to go and see it - his pissed-up antics were legendary and we thought we might get a good laugh. We were not disappointed. He rocked up wearing an old rag on his head that turned out to be a venerable England international cricket cap (but we had to ask what the ragged thing on his head was - his indignation was awesome). My mate offered to buy him a pint and we were instantly "good fellows" who he wanted to spend some time with.

He was then asked for an interview by a lass from the local paper who came over while he was sat drinking with us (worth noting that he was already well on his way before we invited him for a pint) and what followed was just mindblowing. He went on a massive rant, power-talking about nothing in particular, while the lass desperately tried to steer some semblance of ordered questions and failed utterly. He ended up somehow talking about how he had had a tattoo on his cock, or his 'wand of lust' as he kept terming it. "Do you want to see?" he asked the reporter, who by this point had completely lost any control of the conversation and was just looking on like a rabbit in the headlights. Without another word he stood up, in the middle of the cricket ground, a celebrity surrounded by families, kids etc, and pulled his cock out to show her the tattoo.

An absolute legend and an experience I will never forget.

[Achtung Englander]

he seemed to be obssessed about getting his willy out

[Wrathbone]

I read once about how he turned up on set absolutely smashed one morning and went straight to the bar at a nearby hotel where he carried on boozing until he was eventually called for shooting his scene, which was on a hill. He stumbled up the hill, removed his costume and started firing his dick with his hand like a gun, shouting "BANG! BANG!" to nobody in particular until he presumably collapsed.

[Achtung Englander]

[Snowy]

I read once about how he turned up on set absolutely smashed one morning and went straight to the bar at a nearby hotel where he carried on boozing until he was eventually called for shooting his scene, which was on a hill. He stumbled up the hill, removed his costume and started firing his dick with his hand like a gun, shouting "BANG! BANG!" to nobody in particular until he presumably collapsed.

How he died: Reed died from a heart attack during a break from filming Gladiator in Valletta, Malta, on the afternoon of 2 May 1999. According to witnesses, he drank eight pints of German lager, a dozen shots of rum, half a bottle of whiskey and a few shots of Hennessy cognac in a drinking match against a group of sailors on shore leave from HMS Cumberland at a local pub. His bar bill totaled a little over 270 Maltese lira (almost £450). After beating five much younger Royal Navy sailors at arm-wrestling, Reed suddenly collapsed, dying while en route to hospital in an ambulance. He was 61 years old.