I've been revelling in schadenfreude today. Our development team had been invited over to another office for a sort of team-bonding / meet and greet day, which serves little purpose given that there's little call for us to work together, and because it was 'technically' optional I did what any sane person would and stayed here. I did join the meeting remotely, though, only to find that the person who'd organised the whole thing had covid and that our team hadn't turned up as their train had been cancelled.
They started the presentation anyway.
When our guys turned up nearly an hour late, they weren't offered drinks or anything after hours of presumably high-stress travel, nor did they recap what had already been presented (which was meant to be for our benefit). At 12.30 someone came barrelling into the meeting to announce that they'd forgotten to order lunch.

While they debated about ordering pizza, I took the opportunity to get my own lunch and watch in morbid fascination.
When the pizza arrived, a remarkably over-complicated relay system was instigated between the person who'd placed the order (working remotely), someone in the office on the webcam and someone on the phone out in the carpark trying to find the delivery driver. I continued to watch hangry people eat cold pizza while separating into their respective teams and making every effort not to bond.
Right before I quietly escaped from the call at 15.30, it was mentioned that someone had gone to the toilet and forgotten to take their visitor pass and thus would be locked out of the floor.
I got absolutely no work done. Top day!