I Just Watched (Films)
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Seven(1979)
I think this is the film that's used for reference whenever they make a piss take of 70's trash. The acting is hilariously bad in places and the plot stupidity over complicated. A ruthless gang is taking over Hawaii and a group is formed to take out the ringleaders. Each gang boss has a specialist assigned so they can be offed in a unique way. This involves a hang glider, a super sonic dart, karate expert, comedy show etc. I suspect this film was actually made so a bunch of middle-aged past it actors could be surrounded by and foundle topless young women, of which there are many.
Entertaining shite to say the least.
There's also a hitman that uses a skateboard and has a blonde mullet and moustache...
I think this is the film that's used for reference whenever they make a piss take of 70's trash. The acting is hilariously bad in places and the plot stupidity over complicated. A ruthless gang is taking over Hawaii and a group is formed to take out the ringleaders. Each gang boss has a specialist assigned so they can be offed in a unique way. This involves a hang glider, a super sonic dart, karate expert, comedy show etc. I suspect this film was actually made so a bunch of middle-aged past it actors could be surrounded by and foundle topless young women, of which there are many.
Entertaining shite to say the least.
There's also a hitman that uses a skateboard and has a blonde mullet and moustache...
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Sold.Animalmother wrote: ↑Fri Jun 07, 2024 4:54 pmThis involves a hang glider, a super sonic dart, karate expert, comedy show etc.
Doubly sold!There's also a hitman that uses a skateboard and has a blonde mullet and moustache...
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It's on YouTube so enjoy.
Actually here it is...
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It's just appeared on Netflix this week, and it was absolutely worth the wait. It's a kaiju film that very much focuses on the humans, but that's not a negative, as the characters are sympathetic and likeable, and it absolutely nails the scale of the damage. Godzilla himself looks amazing, very much looking like his 70-year-old original appearance with only one or two modernisations, and they use the original musical theme (which is one of my favourite pieces of cinematic music) in a way that feels impactful.Animalmother wrote: ↑Sun May 12, 2024 5:44 pmGodzilla Minus One
Now this is how you make a monster film. It's set in Japan just after the war and deals with the aftermath of that and the arrival of a giant radioactive lizard. The budget was apparently a pretty modest $15 million but the effects are fantastic, it won the Oscar for best visual effects last year. Godzilla just ploughs through building and wreaks shit with wild abandon. It's a tad long-winded at 2 hours and there just not enough Godzilla but it's definitely worth a watch.
It's really very good.
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The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
Guy Ritchie's latest film set during WW2. This is the WW2 from video games like Commandos and Sniper Elite. Henry Cavill and co gleefully slaughter truckloads of Nazis with gleeful abandon and it's great fun! Alan Ritchson (Reacher) is basically BJ Blazkowicz from Wolfenstein and if they ever make a movie adaptation he'd be perfect, Murder Billy incarnate. Story wise it's fine but it's definitely style over substance and it's all a very silly.
Guy Ritchie's latest film set during WW2. This is the WW2 from video games like Commandos and Sniper Elite. Henry Cavill and co gleefully slaughter truckloads of Nazis with gleeful abandon and it's great fun! Alan Ritchson (Reacher) is basically BJ Blazkowicz from Wolfenstein and if they ever make a movie adaptation he'd be perfect, Murder Billy incarnate. Story wise it's fine but it's definitely style over substance and it's all a very silly.
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The Meg 2: The Trench
I've been a fan of the original for a good while and even though my expectations weren't all that high I came out of this thinking it was not all that great, and honestly I don't mind some good cheese, but the tone for this was all over the place. Something felt significantly off about the entire thing compared to the highly entertaining first outing - which is a bit of a shame.
4 out of 10 oiled up dancing Statham's.
Do yourself a solid and watch the very overlooked and very brilliant in my humble opinion Underwater instead. I get that it's not quite in the same ballpark exactly, but it's still more than worthy of your time if you can track it down, that is.
I've been a fan of the original for a good while and even though my expectations weren't all that high I came out of this thinking it was not all that great, and honestly I don't mind some good cheese, but the tone for this was all over the place. Something felt significantly off about the entire thing compared to the highly entertaining first outing - which is a bit of a shame.
4 out of 10 oiled up dancing Statham's.
Do yourself a solid and watch the very overlooked and very brilliant in my humble opinion Underwater instead. I get that it's not quite in the same ballpark exactly, but it's still more than worthy of your time if you can track it down, that is.
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It was so 'Guy Ritchie like' that, as I was watching this, I thought, they've stolen a Guy Ritchie vibe on this. Only to see 'directed by Guy Ritchie' at the end
Story was very straight forward no double crosses, easy to see goodies and baddies.
Fun - so much so that I've asked my work mates to stage a movie night just to rewatch it
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Hell Goes to Frogtown
A bit of bizarre entertainment staring Roddy Piper just before he did They Live. As one of the last fertile men left on the planet after WW3, our hero has to go to a reservation for mutant frog people to rescue the last fertile women. Yeah that's about it.
It's basically Fury Road and the similarities are abundant except it was made in 1986, Fury Toad if you will... It's shite, knows it's shite but just goes with it and is entertaining...shite. Some of the frog people effects are pretty good for the time and Piper seems to be having a laugh.
A bit of bizarre entertainment staring Roddy Piper just before he did They Live. As one of the last fertile men left on the planet after WW3, our hero has to go to a reservation for mutant frog people to rescue the last fertile women. Yeah that's about it.
It's basically Fury Road and the similarities are abundant except it was made in 1986, Fury Toad if you will... It's shite, knows it's shite but just goes with it and is entertaining...shite. Some of the frog people effects are pretty good for the time and Piper seems to be having a laugh.
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Monkey Man
What a fun film. 'An orphan seeks revenge' doesn't quite cut it
Definite John Wick vibes (it's even mentioned in the film).
Some english language and some indian -> english subtitles.
Oh and it has Sharlto from District 9 in it. Say no more
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What a fun film. 'An orphan seeks revenge' doesn't quite cut it
Definite John Wick vibes (it's even mentioned in the film).
Some english language and some indian -> english subtitles.
Oh and it has Sharlto from District 9 in it. Say no more
Trailer:
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Ghostbusters Frozen Empire
Not a bad film, just all a bit bland and sterile. There's a lot of "Remember this guy from the first film..eh? Oh look, there's that ghost... recognise that?" All the original cast are mostly there and they're obviously giving the minimum required, Bill Murray less so
I'd say only watch it if you're curious.
Not a bad film, just all a bit bland and sterile. There's a lot of "Remember this guy from the first film..eh? Oh look, there's that ghost... recognise that?" All the original cast are mostly there and they're obviously giving the minimum required, Bill Murray less so
I'd say only watch it if you're curious.
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Watched this at a mate's house a few weeks back and agree, lot of fun this one.
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The Bikeriders
So I took Christina to see this as a treat but also primarily because of its low box office it was easy to see it's run at cinemas wasn't going to last very long and as we are both such huge fans of both Hardy and Butler, she watches Elvis pretty much religiously and I tend to rewatch films such as Legend, Lawless and Mad Max at least once a week. To date Bikeriders is still far off target to even recoup the budget spent never mind make an actual profit post marketing costs on top. The thing is, it's not really a great movie, but it does most certainly have its moments.
The preconception surrounding the movie as represented in the trailer is that this is Butler's movie, it is not. This is every bit Jodie Comer's movie and she is bloody fantastic, often spellbinding in her role as the storyteller Kathy. Not a single aspect of her role would ever hint at the fact she's from Liverpool and yes yes I know 'that's called acting Dave' but she's just so convincing in Kathy's boots she entirely sold me the era the lifestyle and the problematic existence that came along with it. She is so great, I cannot emphasise it enough.
Moving back once again to Hardy and Butler I will straight up say it how it is that Tom did not sell me at all in his role which coming from someone as myself as a fan for so long feels a little strange to say, but it was bound to happen at some point, it felt too safe too pedestrian and uncommitted to say the very least there was simply nothing there in Johnny. Maybe this was somehow intentional though, neither Hardy or Butler are the cream on the cracker in this movie really. This also caused an issue for me with the brotherly bond that he and Butler are intentionally meant to share - it's all very surface level and not much else and although I would say The Bikeriders does have a very strong first act it just absolutely falls off hard beyond that.
I understand that it's all meant to be taken within the context that this is a personal retelling from Kathy's own perspective - what this does is actually fail to make it into a compellingly executed story outside of anything revolving around scenes ft Comer herself. Characters for the most part have very little to do and when you have the likes of Hardy, Butler, Shannon and Reedus and not a single one is feeling all that engaging (outside of them going out of their way to make Butler look as if he's recapturing that cool but wild James Dean persona, the beautiful bastard that he is) then so much of it felt like needless filler - filler upon filler even. Yes, there is a very centric character arc that occurs, but once again the impact it will have will feel extremely minimal to many and hardly what some would call a payoff for their invested time.
Man I wanted to love this movie, there's just not much meat served up on them bones that really invigorates and gets you invested with what it is trying to portray in film form outside of standout Comer who gives a career best performance in my eyes if only because she made me feel as though I were watching almost a fly on the wall style documentary, at times. While I can appreciate them wanting to tell this story it could really have done with some additional factors to make it an engaging watch and a far better script and dialogue, I've never seen so many people checking the time or straight up messaging on their phones during a performance. I'm very surprised it has a 7.2 on IMDB tbh.
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So I took Christina to see this as a treat but also primarily because of its low box office it was easy to see it's run at cinemas wasn't going to last very long and as we are both such huge fans of both Hardy and Butler, she watches Elvis pretty much religiously and I tend to rewatch films such as Legend, Lawless and Mad Max at least once a week. To date Bikeriders is still far off target to even recoup the budget spent never mind make an actual profit post marketing costs on top. The thing is, it's not really a great movie, but it does most certainly have its moments.
The preconception surrounding the movie as represented in the trailer is that this is Butler's movie, it is not. This is every bit Jodie Comer's movie and she is bloody fantastic, often spellbinding in her role as the storyteller Kathy. Not a single aspect of her role would ever hint at the fact she's from Liverpool and yes yes I know 'that's called acting Dave' but she's just so convincing in Kathy's boots she entirely sold me the era the lifestyle and the problematic existence that came along with it. She is so great, I cannot emphasise it enough.
Moving back once again to Hardy and Butler I will straight up say it how it is that Tom did not sell me at all in his role which coming from someone as myself as a fan for so long feels a little strange to say, but it was bound to happen at some point, it felt too safe too pedestrian and uncommitted to say the very least there was simply nothing there in Johnny. Maybe this was somehow intentional though, neither Hardy or Butler are the cream on the cracker in this movie really. This also caused an issue for me with the brotherly bond that he and Butler are intentionally meant to share - it's all very surface level and not much else and although I would say The Bikeriders does have a very strong first act it just absolutely falls off hard beyond that.
I understand that it's all meant to be taken within the context that this is a personal retelling from Kathy's own perspective - what this does is actually fail to make it into a compellingly executed story outside of anything revolving around scenes ft Comer herself. Characters for the most part have very little to do and when you have the likes of Hardy, Butler, Shannon and Reedus and not a single one is feeling all that engaging (outside of them going out of their way to make Butler look as if he's recapturing that cool but wild James Dean persona, the beautiful bastard that he is) then so much of it felt like needless filler - filler upon filler even. Yes, there is a very centric character arc that occurs, but once again the impact it will have will feel extremely minimal to many and hardly what some would call a payoff for their invested time.
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Man I wanted to love this movie, there's just not much meat served up on them bones that really invigorates and gets you invested with what it is trying to portray in film form outside of standout Comer who gives a career best performance in my eyes if only because she made me feel as though I were watching almost a fly on the wall style documentary, at times. While I can appreciate them wanting to tell this story it could really have done with some additional factors to make it an engaging watch and a far better script and dialogue, I've never seen so many people checking the time or straight up messaging on their phones during a performance. I'm very surprised it has a 7.2 on IMDB tbh.
5 Fists out of 10 knives.
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Damn, I was intending to see that at some point as a fan of Hardy, but after that will probably just wait until it's on Prime or something :/
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The Accountant
I think I remember this getting panned on release but it has a pretty decent review score on film sites. It's not great but it's entertaining in a takes itself too seriously sort of way. A forensic accountant works for corporations but also criminal cartels. He's also a stone cold killing machine when required and John Wick's his way through henchmen. To top it all off he has Asperger syndrome and is Ben Affleck
I think I remember this getting panned on release but it has a pretty decent review score on film sites. It's not great but it's entertaining in a takes itself too seriously sort of way. A forensic accountant works for corporations but also criminal cartels. He's also a stone cold killing machine when required and John Wick's his way through henchmen. To top it all off he has Asperger syndrome and is Ben Affleck
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I watched the first 15 minutes of The Accountant and hated it so much I gave up.