Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
All right, you shot the Sheriff dead!
Now there's two deputies left, both mounted!
Cumflutter and Doc, you may act!
Now there's two deputies left, both mounted!
Cumflutter and Doc, you may act!
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
This is probably not a great look to our likely new companion, observing events from a distance. 

Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
Doc will return fire on the deputy that shot at him, both barrels!
7 and 23 the totals incl modifier
Damage:
First die - 6, 6 then 5
Second die (gun) - 2
7 and 23 the totals incl modifier
Damage:
First die - 6, 6 then 5
Second die (gun) - 2
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
Cumflutter will try to turn the 2nd deputy inside out with his rifle. Is he still on the horse?
If its the same as last time with 2D20 +2
16(+2) + 5
If its the same as last time with 2D20 +2
16(+2) + 5
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
Roll me a d8, Cumflutter!
You blast that Deputy dead!
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
8 Wooooooooo
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
That guy's head bursts open like a watermelon!
All three are now dead.
All three are now dead.
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
I stroll over to Boone’s corpse and take his badge and his cuffs (if he has them).
“Damn shame that they turned up before us and got shot up by the Loudmouths, but at least we avenged them.”
Then I start dragging his body into the ranch building, which I guess we’re going to torch?
Oh, and I reclaim the heads.
“Damn shame that they turned up before us and got shot up by the Loudmouths, but at least we avenged them.”
Then I start dragging his body into the ranch building, which I guess we’re going to torch?
Oh, and I reclaim the heads.
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
I was going toss at least one of them down the well for the crocodile lol
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
At this point Scrancher will descend from his vantage point, rifle slung across his back. He talks loudly at nobody in particular as he gets within earshot.
"Well, well, you boys caused quite a mess up here didn't you? Unfortunate business with the sheriff there, very unfortunate. Now I am of a law abiding disposition and a good honest citizen of high caliber, so it would cause me great anguish and disturb my equilibrium, should anyone ever ask, to say that I saw the sheriff and his men shoot first after trying to extort you fine gentlemen. If you follow my drift?"
"Well, well, you boys caused quite a mess up here didn't you? Unfortunate business with the sheriff there, very unfortunate. Now I am of a law abiding disposition and a good honest citizen of high caliber, so it would cause me great anguish and disturb my equilibrium, should anyone ever ask, to say that I saw the sheriff and his men shoot first after trying to extort you fine gentlemen. If you follow my drift?"
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
All three deputies have hunting rifles (Cumflutter, do you wish to strip the ammo?)Wrathbone wrote: ↑Tue Jun 03, 2025 3:20 pmI stroll over to Boone’s corpse and take his badge and his cuffs (if he has them).
“Damn shame that they turned up before us and got shot up by the Loudmouths, but at least we avenged them.”
Then I start dragging his body into the ranch building, which I guess we’re going to torch?
Oh, and I reclaim the heads.
They also all three have cuffs (if you want three sets), and they have (between them)...
- a ticket stub
- a safety pin
- a photograph of Boone posing with a pet snake
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
Now it just so happens that this very pet snake in the photograph is in Boone's saddle-bags, and when Cadaver Kid goes to remove the heads of the Loudmouths from within, this snake lashes out and attempts to bite him.
Test SLICK, Cadaver Kid! (d20+1)
Test SLICK, Cadaver Kid! (d20+1)
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
I assume Scrancher is a little bit put out when his introduction is ignored as a snake lunges at the Kid and all hell breaks out 

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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
“Tarnation!”
15 + 1 = 16
I leap back and brandish my knife in case it leaps out.
“Sorry new fella, be with you in but a moment. Hell of a night we’ve had here.”
15 + 1 = 16
I leap back and brandish my knife in case it leaps out.
“Sorry new fella, be with you in but a moment. Hell of a night we’ve had here.”
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Re: Frontier Scum, Scene II: Horsehead Ranch
To strike the snake with your knife, test GRIT!
My fire is more than can be made with forests,
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.
My state more base than are the basest valleys;
I wish no evenings more to see, each evening;
Shamed, I hate myself in sight of mountains,
And stop mine ears, lest I grow mad with music.