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Re: Trump: Impeach is the new Orange

Post by Animalmother » Mon Jan 19, 2026 3:12 pm

Boycotting the World Cup matches being played in the US should be a given at this stage.

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Re: Trump: Impeach is the new Orange

Post by Raid » Mon Jan 19, 2026 5:24 pm

Animalmother wrote:
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Boycotting the World Cup matches being played in the US should be a given at this stage.
I agree, but frankly if the last year or indeed the insane cost of the tickets hasn't put people off already, another trade war and threats of invading our European allies won't either.

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Post by eny » Mon Jan 19, 2026 11:30 pm

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Post by Wrathbone » Tue Jan 20, 2026 8:55 am

Trump wrote:Shockingly, our “brilliant” NATO Ally, the United Kingdom, is currently planning to give away the Island of Diego Garcia, the site of a vital U.S. Military Base, to Mauritius, and to do so FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER.

There is no doubt that China and Russia have noticed this act of total weakness. These are International Powers who only recognize STRENGTH, which is why the United States of America, under my leadership, is now, after only one year, respected like never before.

The UK giving away extremely important land is an act of GREAT STUPIDITY, and is another in a very long line of National Security reasons why Greenland has to be acquired.

Denmark and its European Allies have to DO THE RIGHT THING. Thank you for your attention to this matter. PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
Time for the UK and EU to stop arsing about and show Trump the economic consequences of burning bridges. It worked for China - in response to the tariffs imposed upon them, they stopped buying soybeans from the US, which absolutely wrecked the US soybean market. Trump had to quietly capitulate to get them to start buying again.

I don't think he remotely realises how much the US depends on international trade and debt bonds. By this time next year, surely at least one of three things is going to happen:

1) Trump is removed from power
2) Trump dies
3) The dollar crashes like the Hindenberg


EDIT - Just remembered Trump supported the Chagos deal as of last May:

https://www.state.gov/u-s-support-for-u ... rchipelago

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Re: Trump: Impeach is the new Orange

Post by Mantis » Tue Jan 20, 2026 11:46 am

Honestly I hope he has a stroke and cops it.

The MAGA cult will splinter without their figurehead.

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Post by Wrathbone » Tue Jan 20, 2026 1:47 pm

This may be verging on tinfoil territory, but anyone else think it's plausible that Trump is using Greenland as a reason to get the US evicted from Nato? It's long been clear that he doesn't want to be part of it, but I imagine he sees more benefits to being kicked out than leaving voluntarily, as then he can smugly sit out any future large scale Nato conflicts or demand payment for assistance.

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Re: Trump: Impeach is the new Orange

Post by eny » Tue Jan 20, 2026 2:19 pm

Greenland is the technofascist's pound of flesh in payment for keeping the turd out of prison. They want a Western Hemisphere technate of Network States, and their own personal Technostate in Greenland.
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Re: Trump: Impeach is the new Orange

Post by Raid » Tue Jan 20, 2026 3:21 pm

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Tue Jan 20, 2026 1:47 pm
This may be verging on tinfoil territory, but anyone else think it's plausible that Trump is using Greenland as a reason to get the US evicted from Nato? It's long been clear that he doesn't want to be part of it, but I imagine he sees more benefits to being kicked out than leaving voluntarily, as then he can smugly sit out any future large scale Nato conflicts or demand payment for assistance.
Nah, he wouldn't be able to take credit if he got the US kicked out rather than simply leaving on his own terms.

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Re: Trump: Impeach is the new Orange

Post by Wrathbone » Tue Jan 20, 2026 3:25 pm

He does enjoy a good, sullen pout though, and it'd give him fuel to pout for the rest of his term.

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Re: Trump: Impeach is the new Orange

Post by Raid » Tue Jan 20, 2026 3:51 pm

He's got enough to pout about. Did you know he somehow didn't receive the Nobel Prize despite stopping eleventy billion wars this week?

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Post by Animalmother » Tue Jan 20, 2026 5:20 pm

He's also trying to setup a Middle East peace club with a 1 billion dollar membership fee (no bullshit). Money that would no doubt vanish for some unknown reason.

I genuinely think everything he does is to distract from something else nefarious he's up to. Everyone is talking about Greenland, ICE and Venezuela at the moment. Fuck knows what's going on in the background.

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Re: Trump: Impeach is the new Orange

Post by Raid » Tue Jan 20, 2026 5:39 pm

Yeah, pretty much. It just so happens that their Justice Department are still refusing to release all of the Epstein files despite they having legally been required to for a month or more.
Donald Trump says that no-one - "no single person, or president" - has ever done more for the Nato military alliance than himself.

"If I didn’t come along, there would be no NATO right now!!!" he writes on his Truth Social platform.

"It would have been in the ash heap of History. Sad, but TRUE!!!"
...he said, attempting to hide a flamethrower behind his back.

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Re: Trump: Impeach is the new Orange

Post by Mantis » Wed Jan 21, 2026 2:05 pm

Anyone listened to any of this Davos speech? He is such an imbecile it honestly beggars belief.

I just watched him say "Greenland is vast and uninhabited, there's rare earth, well there's no such thing as rare earth, just rare processing, but there's so much vast amounts of rare earth, rare earth under the ground under hundreds of feet of ice"

He can't even say a single sentence without contradicting himself.

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Re: Trump: Impeach is the new Orange

Post by Wrathbone » Wed Jan 21, 2026 2:06 pm

Yep. Most ridiculous bit so far for me was when he was banging on about WW2 and said "You'd all be speaking German now if not for us."

To a room with a substantial number of German nationals, no doubt, in a country where 62% of the population speak German as their first language, you utter weapon. ](*,)

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